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Topic: Zodiac Bedtime Prayers
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MoonShaye
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Registered: Aug 2001
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posted October 31, 2001 09:00 PM
 
 ARIES: "Dear God! Give me PATIENCE and I want it NOW! TAURUS: "God, please help me accept CHANGE in my life, but NOT YET." GEMINI: "Yo God...(or is it Goddess?)...
Who are you?.... What are you?..... Where are You?..... How many of you ARE there?
I can't figure you out!" CANCER: "Dear Daddy, I know I shouldn't depend on you so much, but you're the only One I can count on while my security blanket is at the cleaners." LEO: "Hi Pop! I'll bet you're really proud to have me as your kid!" VIRGO: "Dear God, please make the world a better place, and don't screw it up like you did the last time." LIBRA: "Dear God, I know I should make decisions for myself. But, on the other hand, what do YOU think?" SCORPIO: "Dear God, help me forgive my enemies, even if the creeps don't deserve it." SAGITTARIUS: "OH ALMIGHTY, ALL KNOWING, ALL-LOVING, ALL- POWERFUL, OMNIPRESENT, EVERLASTING GOD, IF I'VE ASKED YOU ONCE,
I'VE ASKED YOU A THOUSAND TIMES --- HELP ME STOP EXAGGERATING!" CAPRICORN: "Dear Father, I was going to pray, but I guess I ought to figure things out for myself. Thanks anyway. AQUARIUS: "Hi God! Some say you're a man. Some say you're a woman. I say we're ALL God. So, why pray? Let's have a party!" PISCES: "Heavenly Father, as I prepare to consume this last fifth of Scotch to drown out my pain and sorrow, may my inebriation be for Thy greater Honor and Glory." ~By Nolan Myers~ IP: Logged |
YIVY
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From: Louisiana
Registered: Nov 2000
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posted November 01, 2001 12:02 AM
That was all together too funny... And we don't exaggerate...we just make the stories more interesting.
Gosh, even the 'truth' need a little polish now and then   ------------------
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YIVY
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ghost
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posted November 01, 2001 08:38 AM
 this is too funny IP: Logged |
chronicprincess
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From: Earth
Registered: May 2001
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posted November 01, 2001 11:13 AM
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Virgo Rising
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From: Melb Fl
Registered: Sep 2001
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posted November 01, 2001 11:31 AM
Thats HILARIOUS!IP: Logged |
SOUTHSIDEHAMO
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From: COLUMBASA
Registered: Aug 2001
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posted November 01, 2001 02:09 PM
ROTFLMAO! LOL!------------------
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Birdsong
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From: Kalamazoo Michigan
Registered: Aug 2001
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posted November 01, 2001 10:29 PM
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gemini5er
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From: South
Registered: Sep 2001
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posted November 02, 2001 01:33 AM
That was hysterical.
My favorite was Pisces! 2ND FAVORITE WAS CAPPY. Speaking of caps, my pinkie slipped!Thanks for the giggles! ------------------
In Liberty,
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Spiritua
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From: Toronto
Registered: Dec 2001
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posted February 02, 2002 11:03 PM
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endaphia
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From: orillia ON CA
Registered: Aug 2001
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posted February 03, 2002 01:28 AM
my favorite was virgo  Speaking of which, I have a non-animal beef to pick with Him or her...
See, I keep on asking why a parent (I mean, he/she DOES refer to us as their children)
would do something, like leave something they don't want right out in the middle of the room and say to them in a stern voice, "Don't touch this!".
Especially something as much fun as a bouncy, rolly polly ball (Or an apple :rolleyes 
And then get mad for using reverse psychology on them. I mean, didn't he read psych books??? !
And yup, that fits me perfectly. Heh
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sweetpeas
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From: Plainfield, IN
Registered: Sep 2001
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posted February 03, 2002 02:15 AM
MoonShayne,That was greatttttttttttttt! IP: Logged |
Khamoon
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From: Dragoncon.com
Registered: Feb 2002
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posted February 03, 2002 03:08 AM
That was to true for words  IP: Logged |
seraph
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From: Australia
Registered: Dec 2001
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posted February 03, 2002 04:35 PM
that was so good!!!!! they all say alot about everyone heheheheheheheIP: Logged |
Angelique
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From: Southwest Missouri, United States
Registered: Sep 2001
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posted February 03, 2002 11:13 PM
That's almost too classic.. you know, I have called my enemies names in my prayers and prayed for tolerance of the little devils too.Maybe that's closer to home than I wanna think about. Ja ne!
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Gooberzlostlovefound
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From: and the embers never fade in your city by the lake
Registered: Jan 2002
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posted February 04, 2002 02:31 AM
Hysterical! I loved the Virgo one, (just like my mom) and the Sagittarius one was right on! Just like my Sag friends I thought the Cappy one was hilarious! I'm *so* like that! ------------------
You've been taught that there is something wrong with you and that you are imperfect, but there isn't, and you're not. IP: Logged |
Randall
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From: Columbus, GA USA
Registered: Nov 2000
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posted April 11, 2002 09:48 AM
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"It is never too late to become what you might have been." George Eliot IP: Logged |
Spiritua
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From: Toronto
Registered: Dec 2001
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posted July 18, 2002 08:50 PM
To the top! IP: Logged |
StarLover33
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From: King Arthur's Camelot
Registered: Jun 2002
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posted July 19, 2002 11:29 PM
I really liked that Cappy one, that was my favorite. I loved the Leo one, so typical! Was a little hurt by the Pisces one, since I'm a Pisces and I wouldn't want be considered a drinker. God must have a real good sense of humor!
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Joga
Knowflake Posts: 251
From: The Desert
Registered: Jun 2002
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posted July 27, 2002 01:08 PM
I love this! Im bringing it up!IP: Logged |
Randall
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From: Columbus, GA USA
Registered: Nov 2000
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posted November 03, 2002 10:42 PM
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"Never mentally imagine for another that which you would not want to experience for yourself, since the mental image you send out inevitably comes back to you." Rebecca Clark IP: Logged |
Lunargirl
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posted September 09, 2003 12:05 AM
Now that's a hoot! Up it comes!IP: Logged |
SunShyne
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posted September 09, 2003 02:36 AM
The Sag prayer's a classic! IP: Logged |
juniperb
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From: Blue Star Kachina
Registered: Mar 2002
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posted September 09, 2003 08:22 AM
anyone ever hear from joga? I miss her  IP: Logged |
juniperb
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From: Blue Star Kachina
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posted September 10, 2003 04:29 PM
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Cat
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From: England
Registered: Jan 2002
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posted September 10, 2003 04:48 PM
VIRGO: "Dear God, please make the world a better place, and don't screw it up like you did the last time." 
I love that IP: Logged |
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