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Topic: Girl or Boy?
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aquamoon
Knowflake Posts: 883
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Registered: Apr 2002
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posted October 02, 2002 06:35 AM
 
What Gender are they ????? Think about it before you read the answer. 
ZIPLOC BAGS - male, because they hold everything in, but you can always see right through them.
SWISS ARMY KNIFE - male, because even though it appears useful for a wide variety of work, it spends most of its time just opening bottles.
KIDNEYS - female, because they always go to the bathroom in pairs.
SHOE - male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging out.
COPIER - female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up.
TIRE - male, because it goes bald and often is over-inflated.
HOT AIR BALLOON - male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it... and, of course, there's the hot air part.
SPONGES - female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain water.WEB PAGE - female, because it is always getting hit on.
SUBWAY - male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up. HOURGLASS - female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom. HAMMER - male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around. REMOTE CONTROL - female... Ha! You thought I'd say male. But consider this, ........ it gives men pleasure, they'd be lost without it, and while they don't always know the right buttons to push, they keep trying. 
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MARY
Knowflake Posts: 397
From: Danville, IL.
Registered: Sep 2002
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posted October 02, 2002 03:00 PM
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chocoholic82
Knowflake Posts: 113
From: Auckland, New Zealand
Registered: Jun 2002
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posted October 02, 2002 06:39 PM
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Sorry looks down,
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Carlo
Knowflake Posts: 1612
From: Second America
Registered: Nov 2000
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posted November 30, 2002 10:45 AM
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juniperb
Knowflake Posts: 6830
From: Blue Star Kachina
Registered: Mar 2002
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posted March 02, 2004 04:54 PM
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If having a soul means being able to feel love and loyalty and gratitude, then animals are better off than a lot of humans. ~James Herriot IP: Logged |
Isis
Knowflake Posts: 1922
From: CA
Registered: Jan 2004
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posted March 04, 2004 03:08 PM
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...it gives men pleasure, they'd be lost without it, and while they don't always know the right buttons to push, they keep trying.
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lunarlove7
Knowflake Posts: 6
From: Lakeland, Fl USA
Registered: Feb 2004
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posted March 05, 2004 09:51 PM
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