posted March 08, 2003 03:07 PM         

" Eve and God "

One day in the garden of the Eden, Eve said to God:

" God, I have a problem !"

" Which is your problem, Eve ?"

" God, I know that you created me and gave me this wonderful garden and all these wonderful animals and such amusing serpent, but I am not happy... "

" Why, Eve ?" said the voice from heaven.

" God, I am alone, and I can't eat just apples anymore ".

" Well, Eve, in this case, I have a solution.
I will create a man for you ! "

" What is a man, God ?"

" A man will be a defective creature, with many negative attributes. Liar, arrogant, vain and he will make a hell of your life. But... he will be bigger, faster, and he will hunt and kill animals. He will have a stupid aspect when he is excited, but, for you don't complain, I will make him in order to satisfy your physical needs. He will be pathetic and will feel pleasure in infantile things as to struggle and to give kicks in a ball. He won't be very intelligent, then, he will need your piece of advice to think appropriately ".

" It looks great " Eve said, with an ironic smile.

" However...", God said...

" Which is the problem, God ?"

" Well... you will have him with one condition ".

" Which, God ?"

" As I said, he will be proud, arrogant and egocentric... like this, you will have to let he believes that I made him first.
Remember, it will be our small secret, from one woman to another ..."

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