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Randall
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posted May 22, 2003 01:21 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Randall     Edit/Delete Message
What are your fave movie/tv quotes or one-liners?

"I'm not that kind of angel." Michael

Are you a doctor? "I am today." The Pretender

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"Never mentally imagine for another that which you would not want to experience for yourself, since the mental image you send out inevitably comes back to you." Rebecca Clark

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juniperb
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posted May 22, 2003 01:41 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for juniperb     Edit/Delete Message
I outta hit you but I won`t, aw the hell I won`t.

John Wayne, McClintock <(spelling?)

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posted May 22, 2003 01:56 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Aphrodite     Edit/Delete Message

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posted May 22, 2003 02:12 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for 1scorp     Edit/Delete Message
"Do I amuse you"?

Joe Pesci - Goodfellas


Also, I "have" to do it.

"You feeling lucky.. punk"?

"Go ahead.. make my day"

Clint Eastwood

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proxieme
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posted May 22, 2003 09:51 PM           Edit/Delete Message
Yzma: Get them!
Soldier: Um, I've been turned into a cow - may I go home?
Yzma: You're excused.
>cow/soldier scampers off<
(Emporer's New Groove)

"You two're dumber than a bag uh hammers."
(O Brother! Where Art Thou?)

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Twin Lady
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posted May 23, 2003 10:33 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Twin Lady     Edit/Delete Message
"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse".
Godfather and Godfather II


"My whole life is 'have to'".
Steve Martin in Parenthood


There are others, but these were the first two that came to mind...

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Oxychick
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posted May 23, 2003 08:40 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Oxychick     Edit/Delete Message
"Enough rhymes now. I mean it."

"Anybody want a peanut?"

"Ahhhhhhhh!"


and

"You know how I love watching you work, but I've got my country's 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder, and Guilder to frame for it - I'm swamped."

The Princess Bride, of course

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proxieme
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posted May 23, 2003 08:54 PM           Edit/Delete Message
I.
Love.
The Princess Bride.

Pretend that I just quoted the entire movie; that's how much I like it.

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Oxychick
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posted May 23, 2003 08:57 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Oxychick     Edit/Delete Message
One word for you, Prox:

"Mawwiage..."

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Randall
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posted May 23, 2003 10:02 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Randall     Edit/Delete Message
"Want to see a miracle? Be the miracle." Bruce Almighty

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"Never mentally imagine for another that which you would not want to experience for yourself, since the mental image you send out inevitably comes back to you." Rebecca Clark

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Oxychick
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posted May 23, 2003 10:36 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Oxychick     Edit/Delete Message
hey-didn't that just come out today, Randall?

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Randall
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posted May 23, 2003 11:19 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Randall     Edit/Delete Message
Yup. Highly recommended.

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"Never mentally imagine for another that which you would not want to experience for yourself, since the mental image you send out inevitably comes back to you." Rebecca Clark

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Nerwin
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posted May 24, 2003 04:00 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Nerwin     Edit/Delete Message
" You are nothing but a suit" Meg Ryan in You've got mail

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sisterchasingmoon
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posted May 24, 2003 04:27 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for sisterchasingmoon     Edit/Delete Message
Farm Boy fetch me that pail of water !

Another 2 thumbs up for the Princess Bride !!!!

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Love & Light,
Melissa

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Nerwin
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posted May 25, 2003 04:36 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Nerwin     Edit/Delete Message
"Is there someone?"
"No, but there is the dream of someone" You've got mail

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posted May 25, 2003 04:36 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Nerwin     Edit/Delete Message
"Is there someone?"
"No, but there is the dream of someone" You've got mail

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N_wEvil
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posted May 25, 2003 09:10 AM           Edit/Delete Message
"Old men don't bother making points"
"Is that why there aren't any young people on the council?"
"That's a good point"

- Matrix Reloaded

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posted May 25, 2003 09:14 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Oxychick     Edit/Delete Message
"As you wish"

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proxieme
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posted May 25, 2003 11:54 AM           Edit/Delete Message
Thaaat's it.
>pops-in "The Princess Bride"<

I'm going to watch it and write the lines that strike me the most (that haven't yet been written).

F: You never said anything about killing anyone...
V: I've hired you to help me start a war - it's a prestigious line of work, with a long and glorious tradition.
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I: Vacilli, he can fuss
F: Fuss, fuss...I think he like to scream at us.
I: Probably he means no harm.
F: He's really very short on charm.
I: Ah, you've a great ear for rhyme.
F: Yes, yes - some of the time.
V: Enough of that!
I: Fesik! Are there rocks ahead!
F: If there are, we all be dead!
V: No more rhymes now, I mean it!
F: Anybody want a peanut?
V: D'Aaaah!
(OK, so that one ran over, but the whole thing's needed for the full effect.)
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V: Ack! Go in! Go after her!
I: I don't swim.
F: I only dog-paddle.
V: D'Aaaah!
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V: Look! The cliffs of insanity! Quick, move the thing! And...that other thing! Move it!
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V: Faster!
F: I thought I was going faster...
V: You were supposed to be this great colussus - you were this great legendary thing, and yet he gains!
F: Well, I'm carrying three people, and he got only himself.
V: I do not accept excuses! I'm just going to have to find myself a new giant, that's all!
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V: He did not fall! Inconceivable!
I: You keep using that word - do not think it means what you think it means.
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F: You be careful...people in masks cannot be trusted.
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I: ...I've got some rope up here, but I do not think that you would accept my hand - since I am only a-waitin' around kill you.
W: That does put a damper on our relationship.
I: But...I promise I will not kill you 'til you reach the top.
W: That's very comforting, but I'm afraid you'll just have to wait.
I: >mumbles< I hate waiting
I could give you my word as a Spaniard!
W: No good - I've known too many Spaniards.
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W: You guessed wrong.
V: You only think I guess wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned!
Ha, ha! You fool!
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!
The most famous is "never get involved in a land war in Asia," but only slightly less well known is this: "never go in against a Sicillian when death is on the line!"
Ah ha ha ha, hahahahaha, ahhahahahaha, ah ha ha h---
>drops over dead<
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OOOOkaay. I'm tired of this.
But you get the idea.
The whole movie's good.

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proxieme
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posted May 25, 2003 01:04 PM           Edit/Delete Message
One more:

Hello. My name is Iņigo Montoya.
You killed my father.
Prepare to die.

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Lunargirl
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posted May 28, 2003 01:25 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lunargirl     Edit/Delete Message
The Matrix:
"The trick is not to bend the spoon. It's that there is no spoon." -little British swami boy

Breaking the Waves:
"God gives everyone a talent." -Bess (Emily Watson)

Sommersby:
"I swear... I swear... I swear... I swear... I swear I never loved anyone the way I love you." -Laurel (Jodie Foster, in an unintentionally hysterical courtroom scene that has to be replayed over and over on video for full effect)

Tapeheads: "Whaaatever." -Ivan (John Cusack)

The Matrix: Reloaded:
"Me, me, me... me." - Agent Smith (Hugo Weaving)

White Heat (1949):
"Top of the world, Ma, top of the world!" - Cody (Jimmy Cagney)

Repo Man:
"This is intense", "Let's go get sushi and not pay", and "Let's do some crimes." - mainly Otto (Emilio Estevez)

The entire dialogue of all Monty Python movies and Priscilla, Queen of the Desert.

Enuf!
Lunargirl

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Zauberin
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posted June 01, 2003 01:49 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Zauberin     Edit/Delete Message
Yet another Princess Bride quote:

Wife: Liar! Liaaaaaarrrr!!
Max: Shut up, Wench!
Wife: I'm not a wench, I'm yer wife!!

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Hangover - The Wrath of Grapes!!

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hrj777
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posted June 01, 2003 02:50 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for hrj777     Edit/Delete Message
While not exactly the prettiest visualization for those of you who've seen it, I still love this line -

"Say Hello to my little friend!"

Al Pacino in Scarface.

Heidi

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anessene
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posted June 03, 2003 12:44 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for anessene     Edit/Delete Message
Fun topic, folks...

I got three of 'em:

"We've been kicking everybody's ass for so long, I figure it's time we got ours kicked."
- PLATOON

"The 90's are gonna make the 60's look like the 50's.."
- FLASHBACK

"...And no, it is NOT dangerous to confuse children with angels!" - MAGNOLIA

anessene

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posted June 03, 2003 02:26 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lost Leo     Edit/Delete Message
Just watched this last night

When Austin asks Felicity to come to the 90s with him:

Shagwell - "I just don't know Austin, I mean the sixties are just sooo groovy, and I kinda want to see what happens in the seventies & eighties"

Powers - "There was an gas shortage and a Flock of Seagulls, and thats about it"

so true... the two worthless decades. Worthless except; Studio 54 in NYC, DAMN I WISH I COULDA BEEN THERE!!!!!!

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