posted June 08, 2003 12:44 AM
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We all have been to those meetings where someone wants you to give more than 100%
How about achieving 103%?
Here’s a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions.
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4 5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-*-T
21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
And, look how far *ss kissing will get you
*-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that:
While, hard-work and knowledge will get you close,
And, attitude will get you there,
B.S. and *ss kissing will put you over the top.
Lindaland
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posted June 08, 2003 12:44 AM
That's good, 1scorp! That's going out to all my email buds. Thanks!
posted June 08, 2003 11:39 AM
