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N_wEvil
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posted August 13, 2003 03:54 PM           Edit/Delete Message
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Welcome To Channel #os
Topic: Stop picking on IRIX!

<SCO> w00t! i bought unix! im gonna b so rich!
<novell> /msg atnt haha. idiot.
<novell> whoops. was that out loud?
<atnt> rotfl
<ibm> lol
<SCO> why r u laffin at me?
<novell> dude, unix is so 10 years ago. linux is in now.
<SCO> wtf?
<SCO> hey guyz, i bought caldera, I have linux now.
<red_hat> haha, your linux sucks.
<novell> lol
<atnt> lol
<ibm> lol
<SCO> no wayz, i will sell more linux than u!
<ibm> your linux sucks, you should look at SuSE
<SuSE> Ja. Wir bilden gutes Linux für IBM.
<SCO> can we do linux with you?
<SuSE> Ich bin nicht sicher...
<ibm> *cough*
<SuSE> Gut lassen Sie uns vereinigen.
* SuSE is now SuSE[UL]
* SCO is now caldera[UL]
<turbolinux> can we play?
<conectiva> we're bored... we'll go too.
<ibm> sure!
* turbolinux is now turbolinux[UL]
* conectiva is now conectiva[UL]
<ibm> redhat: you should join!
<SuSE[UL]> Ja! Wir sind vereinigtes Linux. Widerstand ist vergeblich.
<red_hat> haha. no.
<red_hat> lamers.
<ibm> what about you debian?
<debian> we'll discuss it and let you know in 5 years.
<caldera[UL]> no one wants my linux!
<turbolinux[UL]> i got owned.
<caldera[UL]> u all tricked me. linux is lame.
* caldera[UL] is now known as SCO
<SCO> i'm going back to unix.
<SGI> yeah! want to do unix with me?
<SCO> haha. no. lamer.
<novell> lol
<ibm> snap!
<SGI> :~(
<SCO> hey, u shut up. im gonna sue u ibm.
<ibm> wtf?
<SCO> yea, you stole all the good stuff from unix.
<red_hat> lol
<SuSE[UL]> heraus laut lachen
<ibm> lol
<SCO> shutup. i'm gonna email all your friends and tell them you suck.
<ibm> go ahead. baby.
<SCO> andandand... i revoke your unix! how do you like that?
<ibm> oh no, you didn't. AIX is forever.
<novell> actually, we still own unix, you can't do that.
<SCO> wtf? we bought it from u.
<novell> whoops. our bad.
<SCO> i own u. haha
<SCO> ibm: give me all your AIX now!
<ibm> whatever. lamer.
* ibm sets mode +b SCO!*@*
* SCO has been kicked from #os (own this.)


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Aphrodite
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posted August 13, 2003 04:28 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Aphrodite     Edit/Delete Message

Thanks Andy! I see you're up to date on the law suit huh?


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N_wEvil
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posted August 13, 2003 04:31 PM           Edit/Delete Message
heeehee

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Lunargirl
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posted August 14, 2003 01:15 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lunargirl     Edit/Delete Message
A techie 'shell' game, heeee!

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silverbells
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posted August 14, 2003 09:50 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for silverbells     Edit/Delete Message
Techie Snobs!!Hmpph!!

What's going on here?

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proxieme
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posted August 14, 2003 10:00 PM           Edit/Delete Message
sb - I think...

I think that it's a convo AT&T, IBM, Novell, Red Hat, and a few others (one being German) re: computer code which includes corporate takeovers and backstabbing, all in the guise of a chat room exhange.

Thaaaat's about it for me.

*goes back to grumbling about finding decently priced textbooks*

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juniperb
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posted August 15, 2003 08:24 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for juniperb     Edit/Delete Message
I looked any how

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N_wEvil
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posted August 15, 2003 09:07 AM           Edit/Delete Message
SCO - Unix software house

IBM - made AIX (older O/S used widely throughout the 80's in mainframe servers), now obviously use their own UNIX build.

Caldera - Linux manufacturer bought by SCO

RedHat - Very popular linux distro

Novell - More serverside UNIX stuff

SuSe - Another popular linux Distro - usually with the best driver support IMO

Connectiva - Havent got a clue :P

SGI - Silicon Graphics (IRIX unix-based os)

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proxieme
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posted August 15, 2003 11:02 AM           Edit/Delete Message
*does little happy dance*

HA!

I was sorta-kinda right!

AH, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Take THAT, tecchies!

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Aphrodite
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posted August 15, 2003 11:20 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Aphrodite     Edit/Delete Message
Aphrodite sneaks in and tears off all the switches! All machines blink their last goodbyes.

"Take that SCO! Now prove it that I gotta pay ya the royalties for the freakin' codes!"

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