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posted August 26, 2003 12:34 PM         

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Came across some funny names...had to share...

Stu Pidazzo (I know a few people who should have this name)

Craven Moorehead (aren't we all )

Mansoor Butt (these are for real, I swear )

Dick Assman (works at an Esso in Saskatchewan...David Letterman called this guy just to make fun of his name )

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posted August 26, 2003 01:33 PM         

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Add to the list Fanny Titsworth. When I was little it got more than a few snickers out of me.

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posted August 26, 2003 03:17 PM         

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What about that race car driver
Dick Trickle... Well.. it IS his name!

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posted August 26, 2003 03:47 PM         

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Man, some people's parents!!

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posted August 26, 2003 06:27 PM         

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How about the 2 twin boys, Curt-n-Rod ?

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posted August 26, 2003 07:37 PM         

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My science teacher's name: Mrs. Hurlbutt

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posted August 26, 2003 07:49 PM         

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They sound like porn actor names...

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posted August 26, 2003 08:02 PM         

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I used to think I was going to hell & rot forever for at Fannys name.

It`s on a tombstone in my familys cemetary. 1896-1902 R.I.P. Fanny!

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posted August 26, 2003 08:04 PM         

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How about Dewey Clapsaddle? He was the rural mailman here.

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posted August 26, 2003 08:08 PM         

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Here's one...Filza Butt...gotta delete it soon tho...

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posted August 26, 2003 10:40 PM         

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Those are good. Very nice.

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posted August 28, 2003 01:10 PM         

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I knew this lovely girl whose parents named her... Joy Temple.

Is it me, but do people often choose professions that refelect their names??

There's a dentist in town of Dutch origin, whose name is Dr. Herten-Greaven ("hurtin' grievin'"). Not joking!!

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posted August 28, 2003 01:20 PM         

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That's funny, Lunargirl!

We have a dentist here in town who's name is Dr. Watamaniuk!! Honest to God!

Oh, another one, My kindergarden teacher's name was Miss Strunk, which sounds like Miss Drunk I wouldn't be surprised if she WAS a drunk, having to deal with us everyday

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posted August 28, 2003 07:39 PM         

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There was this man named Odd. I found it odd. at my own pun.

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posted August 29, 2003 12:26 AM         

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Lioneye!

Reminds me of a pal of mine, who answered phones for a place called the Family Medical Clinic (in NS, I think). She guessed they called it that instead of the doctor's name, which was -- I kid you not - Dr. Deth (of East Indian origin).

Watamaniuk... bwahahaaa! ("when Ukies go bad... very bad...")

Lunargirl

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posted August 29, 2003 12:30 AM         

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...which reminds me, I once thought I had to have my tonsils out (but changed my mind), and the name of the surgeon I consulted was... Dr. Gauze.

I swear!

(and people wonder why I'm juuust a little past crazy)

Lunargirl

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posted August 29, 2003 02:21 AM         

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hi guys,
thr is this funny east indian last name called DIXIT (pronounced as dikshit).

i am glad i don't have it.

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posted August 30, 2003 03:37 PM         

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I knew a Joe Dick. And a Jack Kass.

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posted August 30, 2003 07:23 PM         

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Oh noooo, Oxychick!

I also knew a gal whose last name was Monteferrante, whose brother was named... Dante.

Lunar

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posted August 31, 2003 10:05 AM         

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there's a traffic cop in the district where I live named officer Speed.

i used to work as a billing rep a long time ago and we used to copy checks of people with strange names, here are 2 that I can remember.

Dick Love and
Virgin Payne

NO LIE!!

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posted August 31, 2003 10:34 AM         

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posted August 31, 2003 11:31 AM           

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I went to school with a girl named Crystal Ware

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posted August 31, 2003 12:53 PM         

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Dick Love and Virgin Payne should get together. I wonder if there's anybody named Dick Payne?

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posted August 31, 2003 01:33 PM         

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if they both married, she would be Virgin Love

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posted September 01, 2003 01:08 PM         

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If they had each others last names and they were dating, they'd be Virgin Love and Dick Payne. How fitting!

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