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Topic: Biblical Insult Generator
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Lunargirl
Knowflake Posts: 1513
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Registered: Mar 2003
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posted September 25, 2003 01:44 PM
 
http://ship-of-fools.com/Features/Curses/index.html C'mon... haven't you ever been tempted to call someone "thou armpit of Satan" before?  IP: Logged |
Lost Leo
Knowflake Posts: 1877
From: CA
Registered: Sep 2002
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posted September 25, 2003 01:47 PM
 THIS IS GREAT Lunar!!!! I'm gonna send it to all my friends!!! IP: Logged |
Oxychick
Knowflake Posts: 2626
From: neither here nor there
Registered: Jul 2002
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posted September 25, 2003 01:48 PM
Ditto! I'm already sending it via IM to my buddies. Thanks Lunargirl!IP: Logged |
juniperb
Knowflake Posts: 6830
From: Blue Star Kachina
Registered: Mar 2002
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posted September 25, 2003 01:59 PM
OMG, I got: Woe unto thee, O ye whose name is but dung, for you will be pursued into the mountains by sex-mad baboons! juniperb  IP: Logged |
lioneye68
Knowflake Posts: 6062
From: Canada
Registered: Apr 2003
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posted September 25, 2003 02:07 PM
quote:
O that thou wouldest be cast onto a steaming dung-heap, thou who art a byword for idiocy!
I think it's telling me that I'm a stupid piece of crap. HEY, that's not nice! IP: Logged |
Lunargirl
Knowflake Posts: 1513
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Registered: Mar 2003
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posted September 25, 2003 02:11 PM
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Woe unto thee, thou plaything of Beelzebub, for you will be kicked by an incontinent camel!
This... is so mucked up... on so many levels...  Heeeee! IP: Logged |
N_wEvil
unregistered
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posted September 25, 2003 03:51 PM
How about quote:
I wish upon you the death of a thousand spoons!
I mean.. i found it funny at the time... IP: Logged |
N_wEvil
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posted September 25, 2003 03:54 PM
quote:
Thou shalt be mocked by eunuchs, O ye wolf in sheep's clothing!
LMAO!! IP: Logged |
juniperb
Knowflake Posts: 6830
From: Blue Star Kachina
Registered: Mar 2002
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posted September 25, 2003 04:13 PM
This is the funniest thing ever Ha ha ha, eunuch bombardment on Wevil!  Incontinet camels , sex crazed baboons & a steaming dung heap ROFLMBO The tears are streaming, help me stop... IP: Logged |
pixelpixie
Knowflake Posts: 5301
From: Ontario Canada
Registered: Jun 2005
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posted September 25, 2003 06:57 PM
That was fun!
I found one before that is along the same lines....see if you like it...a random excuse generator. I was almost peeing myself, as they were so silly! (Adam Sandler humour, my favourite kind!) http://www.weaselcircus.com/funpages/randomexcuse.shtml
ENJOY!!!!!
I'd really love to help you (unpleasant task) but I have to FIND my INBRED INNER CHILD... I got that one.HEE HEE!IP: Logged |
N_wEvil
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posted September 26, 2003 04:03 AM
well.. i'd love to check out that site but I have to revive my filthy portfolio! IP: Logged |
pixelpixie
Knowflake Posts: 5301
From: Ontario Canada
Registered: Jun 2005
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posted September 26, 2003 02:03 PM
Wevil ~ and I'd love to respond to that, but I have to bathe my huge underpants. (that is, after I pop my fuzzy grandpa)
Priorities!!IP: Logged |
juniperb
Knowflake Posts: 6830
From: Blue Star Kachina
Registered: Mar 2002
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posted September 26, 2003 02:10 PM
 Whhaaattttt ?IP: Logged |
juniperb
Knowflake Posts: 6830
From: Blue Star Kachina
Registered: Mar 2002
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posted September 26, 2003 02:12 PM
Doh, ok Link first, Wevil 2nd then on to the underpants. There IS a method to this madness..... Gotcha now!! IP: Logged |
lioneye68
Knowflake Posts: 6062
From: Canada
Registered: Apr 2003
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posted September 26, 2003 02:29 PM
And I'd love find another fun link for you all, but first I have to swap my hairy donkey.
(for a bald one I guess)
That's actually a useful kind of silliness!! The best kind!
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1scorp
Knowflake Posts: 2251
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Registered: Feb 2003
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posted September 26, 2003 02:52 PM
I hope you will be as welcome as a fart in the queen's bedchamber, O ye of little faith! Heeeey... why'd I get the stinky one?? IP: Logged |
juniperb
Knowflake Posts: 6830
From: Blue Star Kachina
Registered: Mar 2002
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posted September 26, 2003 03:07 PM
1Scorp, the best one yet. Chortle, snicker gasp....... OMG IP: Logged |
1scorp
Knowflake Posts: 2251
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Registered: Feb 2003
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posted September 26, 2003 03:33 PM
Juni, you are cracking me up because you're cracking up. IP: Logged |
juniperb
Knowflake Posts: 6830
From: Blue Star Kachina
Registered: Mar 2002
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posted September 26, 2003 04:45 PM
Ah 1scorp, the thought of the royal Mum farting did me in... but the faithful sitting loyally by & smelling it slayed me. ohhh ROFLMAO IP: Logged |
pixelpixie
Knowflake Posts: 5301
From: Ontario Canada
Registered: Jun 2005
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posted September 26, 2003 07:42 PM
Behold, thou shalt be whipped with a thousand scorpions, O ye denizen of the underworld!
Kinda' kinky... you know, this should be on one of those scorpio threads.IP: Logged |
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