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juniperb
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From: Blue Star Kachina
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posted October 22, 2003 05:36 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for juniperb     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
For Halloween, lets write an epitaph that we think suits us

No more juniperb
Not here or there nor ov`r the sea
So many kind deeds planned she
They still whisper softly of thee, but no one mentions
Her road to hell was paved with good intentions.

juniperb

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Meili Zhiwei
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posted October 22, 2003 10:32 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Peace my Friend Juniperb.

Who proposes that I do not have a sense of humor?

UNKNOWN GRAVE
Her name is not known
In any time or age
Here she lays in Peace
Known only to her Sage

Meili

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pixelpixie
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From: ON Canada
Registered: Apr 2009

posted October 23, 2003 01:31 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for pixelpixie     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
what a great idea! I loved yours, Juniperb! I'll think on it, and get back to you....
On the subject, I received an email a while back, and a man had this lengthy verse, that made only a little sense, but when read a different way, the first letter of every line read;
F
U
C
K
Y
O
U
HHHHEEEEEE HHHHEEEEE!!!!!!! People always talk about doing that!!!!
Oh, and here's a link that is similar in vein, and quite funny....warning, it contains a swear word! http://www.bordergatewayprotocol.net/~jon/humor/web_animations/english_f-word.swf

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juniperb
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From: Blue Star Kachina
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posted October 23, 2003 08:16 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for juniperb     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Meili

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jennafer
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posted October 23, 2003 09:08 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I think mine would be something like this

She came!!
she seen !!
she lived!!
And now she's been PAROLLED!

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lioneye68
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posted October 23, 2003 01:14 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Hmmmm

Here lies a Lion Girl
Who only wanted to conquer the world
She didn't always care
If she wasn't treated fair
She didn't hold a grudge
But her opinions, hard to budge
Tho the world wasn't exactly hers
She tried
Then, she died
Oh well.

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FishKitten
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From: On the trail of the Old Ones...
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posted October 23, 2003 05:03 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for FishKitten     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
She came, she went
Her time here's spent.
Off into the great beyond
With her kitties and her wand.
Happily she swims away
and comes to play some other day.

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juniperb
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From: Blue Star Kachina
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posted October 23, 2003 05:31 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for juniperb     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Awesome!!

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juniperb
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From: Blue Star Kachina
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posted October 31, 2003 04:52 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for juniperb     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
PixelPixie... tap,tap...tap We`re waiting

Next ?

juniperb

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If having a soul means being able to feel love and loyalty and gratitude, then animals are better off than a lot of humans. ~James Herriot

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pixelpixie
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posted October 31, 2003 05:44 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for pixelpixie     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Some rejoice her life( she wishes them well)
Others, they can go to hell
They mourn for a young life gone so fast
The others, they can kiss her ass
She made not many apologies
but meant them all while on her knees (cryptic!)
So 'til we meet again one day
I'm happy that we had today.

A quick one off the top of my head ( but aren't they all? Just in the nick of time....thanks for the reminder, juniperb!

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juniperb
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posted October 31, 2003 05:52 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for juniperb     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I missed ya

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If having a soul means being able to feel love and loyalty and gratitude, then animals are better off than a lot of humans. ~James Herriot

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theFajita3
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posted October 31, 2003 08:12 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Here lies Danita and what a long strange trip it's been!

Cool thread juniperb

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Namaste!

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theFajita3
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posted October 31, 2003 08:13 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
no wait! I want pepperoni on my tombstone


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Namaste!

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Wednesday
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posted September 09, 2006 08:46 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Wednesday     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Mine's not original:

"I told you I was sick!"

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