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Aphrodite
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posted November 18, 2003 03:26 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Aphrodite     Edit/Delete Message
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to every historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, every single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen -had to be a girl.

We should've known. Only women, while pregnant, would be able to drag a fat man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

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lllog
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posted November 18, 2003 03:33 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for lllog     Edit/Delete Message
Oh please!!!

I'm still trying to convince my lady that its her job to chew the deer skin until its soft. Seems the womanly thing to do don't you think??

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Aphrodite
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posted November 18, 2003 03:50 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Aphrodite     Edit/Delete Message
Sure why not. Just give women the credit.

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trillian
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posted November 18, 2003 03:52 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for trillian     Edit/Delete Message
Love it!


Hope you're feeling better Aphrodite...

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