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WychOfAvalon
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Posts: 633
From: Los Angeles
Registered: Feb 2003

posted December 16, 2003 01:02 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for WychOfAvalon     Edit/Delete Message
... when you go see Return Of The King this week

1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait... where the
hell is Harry Potter?"

2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT
PASS!" - After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better."

3. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone
says: "The Ring."

4. Point and laugh whenever someone dies.

5. Ask everyone around you if they think Gandalf went to Hogwarts.

6. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."

7. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing,
"And I did it.... MY way...!"

8. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's
finger and fall down the stairs.

9. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty
Python style.

10. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!"

11. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN,
FOREST, RUN!"

12. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!"
See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre.

13. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?"

14. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude
Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.

15. Start an Orc sing-a-long.

16. Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around looking
terribly confused.

17. When they go in the paths of the dead, wait for tense moment and shout,
"I see dead people!"

18. Imitate what you think a conversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda
would be like.

19. Release a jar of daddy-long-legs into the theater during the Shelob
scene.

20. Wonder out loud if Aragorn is going to run for governor of California.

21. When Shelob comes on, exclaim, "Man! Charlotte's really let herself go!"

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she's closing her eyes, she starting to dream, she's pulling the strings... she's dreaming a strange dream where nothing is grey... then she takes me away and she's pulling the strings when she's playing with love

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juniperb
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From: Blue Star Kachina
Registered: Mar 2002

posted December 16, 2003 12:35 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for juniperb     Edit/Delete Message
Happy holidays to you and yours Wych

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If having a soul means being able to feel love and loyalty and gratitude, then animals are better off than a lot of humans. ~James Herriot

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lioneye68
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Posts: 6062
From: Canada
Registered: Apr 2003

posted December 16, 2003 03:46 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for lioneye68     Edit/Delete Message
"bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs"????? That's a bit drastic, don't ya think???

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