posted December 21, 2003 10:58 AM         

As Animal Trainer and Keeper,
A.
I respectfully request of Ms Mayor that no gas conveyances be allowed in our town.

B. That llamas be the cart conveyence proposed. Only one rider at at time per one two wheeled cart>

(* I leave the ballot open for a proposed Sewing Deputy. Volunteers welcome*)

C. Sewing Deputy is to make a fitting floral neck wreath for each llama.

D. That the 'Sewing Deputy' make the mule packs beribbioned and at least two bells for each pack.'

E. jwhop is in charge of handsome men to dance and wear said g-string, also designed by Sewing Deputy. Ribbons optional

F Between dancing duties, I propose, Randall keep the bank to insure funds for our Recreational Manager in case the mule rustling goes astray & bail is needed.

G. Per above, that the Sheriff, Pixel Pixie, be abreast of said rustling and aid Pid in covert operations. Also, to insure said bail is reinvested in Knowflakeville`s slush fund, also entrusted to .

H To decree Xelena Ben as the only Gift Shoppe Saloon girl Funk and Wagnnall toting west of the Mississippi.


juniperb A.T.K.

posted December 21, 2003 12:39 PM         

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E. jwhop is in charge of handsome men to dance and wear said g-string, also designed by Sewing Deputy. Ribbons optional

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Heheh, thanks for letting me off the hook juniperb

So all you handsome men don't go into hiding when I come around to recruit you
Maestro, a little struttin music for our dancer(s) please. Go Randall

posted December 21, 2003 01:26 PM         

NOPE you multi-tasking cowpoke you!! You still are in charge of Creative Costumes, Housing Authority AND coralling the handsome dancin dudes And a one and a two and hit it

Is it so decreed Ms Mayor ?

juniperb

posted December 21, 2003 06:07 PM         

I think the Sewing Minister must make the llamas colorful hats as well. We wouldn't want the blazing sun to bother their eyes. Desert sun is treacherous!!!

While you guys are up rustling Mules, please rustle up a pretty pinto pony for Harpyr. She will need it for travel to maintain the Chuck Wagon/Food Court.

And petticoats....lots and lots of petticoats needed....get after it Sewing person.

posted December 22, 2003 08:43 AM         

Heck the whole town can wear pasties!!

We won't step in Llama caca, cause we will have the Super Pooper Scooper squads all over town. Now, who can we make the official head of this busy job?

And we need someone to spit shine our mules (the shoes, that is)....we will not tolerate dusty mules in our town.

Whew! TF is getting to be a busy, busy place!

posted December 22, 2003 10:46 AM         

Same for Pidaua's headdress and leather boots. Those costumes are likely to put Tortilla Flats on the map so to speak and make business boom, but in your case Pixel, that costume might lead to inappropriate behavior on the part of miners and ranchers trying to get arrested by the Sheriff.

Are we doing a casino in Tortilla Flats?

jwhop

posted December 22, 2003 11:02 AM         

I`m game but how do they attach? What about those of us with flat tortillas

I can volunteer to be Super Pooper Scooper as I`ll already be 'behind' the four leggeds.

Randall, how`s the no down deal doing? Did you get fitted for your g- string yet? Was also wondering if you knew how to do the Hustle as I`ll be proposing that be your assigned dance.

juniperb

posted December 22, 2003 11:28 AM         

I use pasties all the time juniperb. They're really handy for leaving yourself or someone else little notes. I've got several on the fridge right now. They stick really well though I can't see why anyone would want to wear them---to each her own.

I don't think Randall has had his fitting. We don't have a "Sewing Deputy" appointed yet. Haven't seen much of Randall lately so I don't if he's laying low after finding out he has to dance or maybe he's negotiating the deal for Tortilla Flats. Could be practicing his dance routine. Ba Boom de Boom Boom BOOM.

posted December 23, 2003 07:32 AM         

I want to wear pasties....yes!! Yes!!! Yes!!!
Flat Tortillas will not be considered a sufficient enough excuse. This means YOU, Juni! There is enough glue on those babies to attach them to any surface.

Do the Hustle...do the hustle...yeah!! I can do the Hustle, that's how I got to be Mayor. I have been giving Randall secret dance lessons on the side. I thought he had two left feet, but he really only had his boots on backwards!!

Well, since no one has stepped up to be Sewing Minister, we will have to have a City Council meeting after christmas to appoint one.

And, we will need a couple of strong fellas to help Harpyr unload the boxes of food, for the Chuck Wagon. She is getting her mules all dusty hauling around all those boxes.

I think if Madame Sheriff wants to wear pasties, she should be able to, without the cattle rustlers, miners and cowpokes misbehaving. I will pass a law, stating as such. "No Oggling the Sheriff's Pasties"
Those caught oggling will be flogged in the town square, with a feather boa!

The Mayor has spoken! Dust those pasties off, little Sheriff!

Thank you for volunteering for the Super Dooper Pooper Scooper position, Juni! I have ordered you a silver shovel and a red wheel barrow!

P.S. No spitting llamas and no crabbie llamas....I am sure Juni's children are well behaved

posted December 23, 2003 06:32 PM         

And feathered mules, as well!!!!

YeeHaw!!!

posted December 24, 2003 09:21 AM         

I agree with Harpyr....the weather is hot and the ONLY appropriate clothing for the boys is g-strings!!! Yeehaw!!! This is getting to sound better and better!!!

I can help with the digging...especially if I get to oggle the boy diggers!!

And yes, Little Sheriff, you can flog all those that misbehave!!

P.S. Randall is still dancing with two left feet!! and a one, and a two....