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Khamoon @-}---
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posted January 24, 2004 08:29 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Khamoon @-}---     Edit/Delete Message
http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2004/01/20040122-5.html this made me hunger for laughter.

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Harpyr
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posted January 24, 2004 01:05 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Harpyr     Edit/Delete Message
that's a pretty funny conversation..
I wonder what the prez was doing in Roswell.. checking up on the at Area 51?

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TINK
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posted January 24, 2004 06:30 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for TINK     Edit/Delete Message
What the heck was he doing in Roswell?

President - "He thinks my job is to answer every question he asks"

Now what could have given that pesky American citizen such a foolish idea.

I liked this story -

The President launched a PR campaign to improve his image and popularity. He visited a primary school so he could explain to the children his policy. After explaining his policy to them, the President asked the children if they had any questions. Little Stevie raised his hand and said, "Mr President, I have two questions:

1. How did you have less votes but were
still elected president?

2. Why do you want to attack Iraq with no motive?

At that moment, the bell rang and the kids ran outside to play. At the end of the break the children returned and Bush asked the children if they had any more questions. Little Eddie raised his hand and said, "Mr President, I have four questions:

1. How did you have less votes but were still elected President?

2. Why did you want to attack Iraq without any motive?

3.Why did the bell ring twenty minutes too early?

4. Where is Stevie?

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Harpyr
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posted January 25, 2004 11:51 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Harpyr     Edit/Delete Message

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