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Topic: The Last Bulb in the Box
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paras
Knowflake Posts: 1660
From: the Heart of It All
Registered: May 2004
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posted May 23, 2004 03:45 PM
 
OK, one last light bulb joke, and then I promise to stop posting them, before I start finding explosive bulbs in the mail. This one was tooooo funny not to share, though:Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb? A: One. Only ONE!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle, actually find them 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN! WHY? BECAUSE NO-ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12' DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS #@*$!#@ HOUSE!
I'm sorry ... what did you ask me? IP: Logged |
pixelpixie
Knowflake Posts: 5301
From: Ontario Canada
Registered: Jun 2005
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posted May 23, 2004 05:49 PM
MOM?!?IP: Logged |
silverbells
Knowflake Posts: 1506
From: The second star to the right (which shines in the night for'eer)
Registered: Apr 2003
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posted May 23, 2004 06:37 PM
 paras- you better be a woman!!!IP: Logged |
Nackie
Knowflake Posts: 561
From: Germany
Registered: Aug 2003
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posted May 28, 2004 06:03 AM
rotflPixie, loved the "mom" comment, that's what came to my head first, too!!  Nackie IP: Logged |
Twin Lady
Knowflake Posts: 624
From: USA
Registered: Jan 2003
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posted May 28, 2004 08:14 AM
Oh, that's good!! IP: Logged |
Yin
Knowflake Posts: 1409
From:
Registered: May 2004
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posted May 28, 2004 09:27 AM
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Special
Knowflake Posts: 421
From: Another timezone
Registered: May 2004
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posted May 28, 2004 12:54 PM
haha! You've jus topped off the start to a brilliant weekend - hopefully!  And so begins the 18:00 dash..  Byyeeeeeeeee x x x ------------------
29th November 1977
Sun: Sagittarius
Moon: Cancer
Mercury: Sagittarius
Venus: Scorpio
Mars: Leo.. and the rest will leave a mighty long signature! IP: Logged |
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