posted July 23, 2004 06:55 AM           

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IronChef Foicite: well, there's a lot of reasons
IronChef Foicite: i mean, roses only last like a couple weeks
IronChef Foicite: and that's if you leave them in water
IronChef Foicite: and they really only exist to be pretty
IronChef Foicite: so that's like saying
IronChef Foicite: "my love for you is transitory and based solely on your appearance"
IronChef Foicite: but a potato!
IronChef Foicite: potatos last for flipping ever, man
IronChef Foicite: in fact, not only will they not rot, they actually grow shite even if you just leave them in the sack
IronChef Foicite: that part alone makes it a good symbol
IronChef Foicite: but there's more!
IronChef Foicite: there are so many ways to enjoy a potato! you can even make a battery with it!
IronChef Foicite: and that's like saying "i have many ways in which I show my love for you"
IronChef Foicite: and potatos may be ugly, but they're still awesome
IronChef Foicite: so that's like saying "it doesn't matter at all what you look like, I'll still love you"

*the above has been slightly edited so that words don't appear as ******* *
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posted July 23, 2004 11:24 AM         

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You know, he makes a very strong case for giving potatoes to your loved ones as gifts!

I may have to give my sweetie a couple of potatoes this weekend...lol..., and we can bake them and eat them together. How romantic, huh? lol...

Cute post, Prox....thanks for the pick-me-up!

...potatoes as gifts...too funny

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posted July 28, 2004 11:18 AM         

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LOL!

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posted July 28, 2004 11:40 AM         

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You can also make Alcohol from pototes.

Solane Star

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posted July 28, 2004 12:13 PM           

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Well, there ya go then:
You get 'em all liquored up, give 'em a sack of potatoes, and call it a night

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posted July 28, 2004 02:41 PM         

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They have those eyes in the most unexpected places.

Gia

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