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Topic: What Do You Say to a Poot?
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juniperb
Knowflake Posts: 6830
From: Blue Star Kachina
Registered: Mar 2002
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posted August 03, 2004 11:05 PM
 
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If having a soul means being able to feel love and loyalty and gratitude, then animals are better off than a lot of humans. ~James Herriot IP: Logged |
DeepIYM
Knowflake Posts: 355
From: Colorful Colorado
Registered: Aug 2003
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posted August 04, 2004 12:11 AM
My god, I had no Idea that such things would ever arise or be so funny! Yea, ass for farting stories, you'd think at 17 I'd have a few good ones, but nawww. Although There was this one time after I had eaten about 25 pieces of sushi and I farted rank for about 6 weeks straight afterwards...  RIII IP: Logged |
juniperb
Knowflake Posts: 6830
From: Blue Star Kachina
Registered: Mar 2002
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posted August 04, 2004 12:18 AM
Deep, six weeks  twasn`t the Sushi then, what were you reading  ------------------
If having a soul means being able to feel love and loyalty and gratitude, then animals are better off than a lot of humans. ~James Herriot IP: Logged |
paras
Knowflake Posts: 1660
From: the Heart of It All
Registered: May 2004
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posted August 04, 2004 07:46 AM
To answer the original question:If it's a small one and doesn't stink up the place, I don't say anything. It is a natural body function, after all. If it's really loud, wet (god forbid), or smelly, I say, "You know, the bathroom's right over there." IP: Logged |
Yin
Knowflake Posts: 1409
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Registered: May 2004
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posted August 04, 2004 09:44 AM
Libra Sparkle and Paras, it is a Libra thing.
To me farting in public shows lack of class. Yin, Moon in Libra IP: Logged |
paras
Knowflake Posts: 1660
From: the Heart of It All
Registered: May 2004
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posted August 04, 2004 12:26 PM
"Class"?IP: Logged |
juniperb
Knowflake Posts: 6830
From: Blue Star Kachina
Registered: Mar 2002
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posted August 04, 2004 02:02 PM
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If having a soul means being able to feel love and loyalty and gratitude, then animals are better off than a lot of humans. ~James Herriot IP: Logged |
LibraSparkle
Knowflake Posts: 6034
From: Vancouver USA
Registered: May 2004
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posted August 04, 2004 02:13 PM
A Libra thing? Huh? I'm confused.I think farting is funny. I bust a gut laughing at people when they fart... especially in public! LMAO... that's the best... when some stranger rips one... oooh that's too funny! IP: Logged |
Philbird
Knowflake Posts: 3396
From: Here, there and everywhere.
Registered: Jun 2004
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posted August 04, 2004 02:14 PM
I think maybe licking your balls in public would be a little unclassy. Plumber's butt comes in pretty close though!  IP: Logged |
LibraSparkle
Knowflake Posts: 6034
From: Vancouver USA
Registered: May 2004
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posted August 04, 2004 02:30 PM
Does low rise pants that kinda shows your thong (just a little, sometimes) count as plumber's butt?IP: Logged |
Philbird
Knowflake Posts: 3396
From: Here, there and everywhere.
Registered: Jun 2004
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posted August 04, 2004 03:27 PM
Nope! Not unless there's a crack with nothing in between! Besides, most people wouldn't mind looking at a beautiful girl's butt anyway.IP: Logged |
Yin
Knowflake Posts: 1409
From:
Registered: May 2004
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posted August 04, 2004 03:50 PM
Oh, forget it.IP: Logged |
pidaua
Knowflake Posts: 7314
From: Schweinfurt to Grafenwoehr all within 6 months LOL
Registered: May 2002
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posted August 04, 2004 04:18 PM
I believe that if a man could lick his own balls he wouldn't be in public anyway..doubt you could even get him to stop long enough to leave the house or eat LOL....then again, his own tendency to poot in that position may make him stop. LOL....Sorry..I am terrible. hee hee IP: Logged |
lioneye68
Knowflake Posts: 6062
From: Canada
Registered: Apr 2003
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posted August 04, 2004 04:21 PM
Thanks for making us imagine that little scenario, Pid...I appreciate that... IP: Logged |
Philbird
Knowflake Posts: 3396
From: Here, there and everywhere.
Registered: Jun 2004
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posted August 04, 2004 11:10 PM
I should have seen that "coming".  IP: Logged |
Philbird
Knowflake Posts: 3396
From: Here, there and everywhere.
Registered: Jun 2004
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posted August 04, 2004 11:51 PM
OOOPPPPPSSSS!IP: Logged |
Philbird
Knowflake Posts: 3396
From: Here, there and everywhere.
Registered: Jun 2004
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posted August 05, 2004 12:08 AM
Testing...IP: Logged |
lioneye68
Knowflake Posts: 6062
From: Canada
Registered: Apr 2003
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posted August 06, 2004 09:39 PM
....oh! pardon me! (I'm so embarressed  )IP: Logged |
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