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CancerianMoon
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From: Sydney, Australia. Cancer Sun.....Gemini Moon.....Aqua Rising
Registered: Aug 2003

posted September 12, 2004 05:45 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for CancerianMoon     Edit/Delete Message

THE LOST CHAPTER OF GENESIS:

Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.


So, God asked him, "What's wrong with you?"
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.
God said that He was going to make Adam a companion
and that it would be a woman.


He said, "This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you,
and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you.


She will always agree with every decision you make

and she will not nag you. and will always be the first

to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement.

She will praise you!


She will bear your children.


and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.


"She will NEVER have a headache and will freely

give you love and passion whenever you need it."


Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"

God replied, "An arm and a leg."


Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"


Of course the rest is history......................

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LibraSparkle
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posted September 12, 2004 06:04 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for LibraSparkle     Edit/Delete Message

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mortega
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posted September 12, 2004 08:06 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for mortega     Edit/Delete Message
That's pretty good ...

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Solane Star
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posted September 12, 2004 11:03 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Solane Star     Edit/Delete Message
That was just great, I needed a good laugh !!!

Solane Starr

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lioneye68
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posted September 13, 2004 05:46 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for lioneye68     Edit/Delete Message
Hello, copy, paste, send-all!

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paras
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From: the Heart of It All
Registered: May 2004

posted September 13, 2004 09:20 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for paras     Edit/Delete Message
Hrmmm, I'm missing two ribs...

I always get gypped.

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