Posts: 1154
From: California
Registered: May 2004

posted October 04, 2004 01:07 PM         

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dont usually pass these along but found it to be oh so true! Yeah to getting older!

Maybe I don't quite agree with some of the points he makes, but I still find myself smiling all the same.

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>This was written by Andy Rooney from CBS 60 Minutes
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>As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all. Here are
>just a few reasons why: A woman over 30 will never wake you in the
>middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care
>what you think.
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>If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit
>around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's
>usually something more interesting. A woman over 30 knows herself well
>enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from
>whom. Few women past the age of 30 give a damn what you might think
>about her or what she's doing.
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>Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you
>at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if
>you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can
>get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often
>undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
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>A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women
>friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best
>friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women. Women over 30
>couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows
>her friends won't betray her. Women get psychic as they age. You never
>have to confess your sins to a woman over 30. They always know.
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>A woman over 30 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true
>of younger women or drag queens. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a
>woman over 30 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
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>Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you
>are a jerk if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to wonder
>where you stand with her.
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>Yes, we praise! women over 30 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately,
>it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman
>of 30+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of
>himself with some 22-year-old waitress.
>
>Ladies, I apologize.
>
>Andy Rooney
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>Most important: For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can
>get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women
>are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying
>an entire pig, just to get a little sausage...
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From: Ontario, Canada
Registered: Jun 2005

posted October 04, 2004 01:15 PM         

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I just love that last part about the little sausage.

Solane Star

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From: CA
Registered: Jan 2004

posted October 04, 2004 01:43 PM         

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"Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage"

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From: Gulfport,Mississippi, USA
Registered: Sep 2004

posted October 04, 2004 02:04 PM         

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Gia, I really enjoy that!

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From: Ontario, Canada
Registered: Jun 2005

posted October 04, 2004 02:09 PM         

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Well this sausage looks alittle bigger and much hotter!!!

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From: Gulfport,Mississippi, USA
Registered: Sep 2004

posted October 04, 2004 02:10 PM         

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Ha-Ha
Your sooooo crazy!

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From: Ontario, Canada
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posted October 04, 2004 02:15 PM         

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You like???

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From: Gulfport,Mississippi, USA
Registered: Sep 2004

posted October 04, 2004 02:19 PM         

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I don't know!
maybe!
Let me think!

YES YES YES

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