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Topic: Virgin Mary Cheese Sandwich
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trillian
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posted November 18, 2004 01:27 PM
  
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=19270&item=5535890757&rd=1 IP: Logged |
Everlong
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posted November 18, 2004 01:37 PM
Heh, yeah, I saw that in The Miami Herald yesterday. Incredible.IP: Logged |
pixelpixie
Knowflake Posts: 474
From: ON Canada
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted November 18, 2004 01:39 PM
*is it just me, or does that look like a barbie doll?IP: Logged |
Philbird
Newflake Posts: 1
From: Douglas AZ. USA
Registered: Jun 2011
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posted November 18, 2004 01:42 PM
HOLLY CHEESE! Did you see that bid? That's not even Mary, It's Sheaa! I hate it when my processed cheese food sweats, don't you?
It'd be funny if some rich dude bought it and ate it! IP: Logged |
Yin
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posted November 18, 2004 01:43 PM
I can't believe this  IP: Logged |
virgotaurustaurus
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posted November 18, 2004 02:06 PM
Haha there should be a Virgin Mary toaster, where you stick the bread in and it toasts the face into the bread just like on that sandwich.IP: Logged |
Philbird
Newflake Posts: 1
From: Douglas AZ. USA
Registered: Jun 2011
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posted November 18, 2004 02:08 PM
Invent it, and they will come!
We already have Virgin Olive oil...IP: Logged |
marcia
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posted November 18, 2004 02:21 PM
ROTHFLAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!IP: Logged |
Philbird
Newflake Posts: 1
From: Douglas AZ. USA
Registered: Jun 2011
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posted November 18, 2004 02:27 PM
Yup! Every Sunday Morning, folks will be having their "Virgin" toast before church. AND they won't need to take communion! You can be forgiven at the breakfast table!
The toasters would have little praying hands with the initials V.T.T. (Virgin Taurus Toast)IP: Logged |
Philbird
Newflake Posts: 1
From: Douglas AZ. USA
Registered: Jun 2011
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posted November 18, 2004 02:42 PM
Yes, I will bid on the toast, but only if it comes with Jesus Jelly, or Moses Mustard.
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Saffron
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posted November 18, 2004 02:59 PM
do you think the virgin mary would really approve of her sale on ebay?i mean, if she appeared to this person, isn't that quite personal? really, if this person truly believes this is a miracle and the virgin, i can't imagine why in the world he would sell it! i certainly wouldn't sell my 'miracle'! IP: Logged |
Philbird
Newflake Posts: 1
From: Douglas AZ. USA
Registered: Jun 2011
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posted November 18, 2004 03:11 PM
It's so difficult to hold onto toast, it burns a hole in your pocket! Did you notice the bid went down since this morning?IP: Logged |
Philbird
Newflake Posts: 1
From: Douglas AZ. USA
Registered: Jun 2011
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posted November 18, 2004 03:35 PM
Just checked the Akashic records, the toast has payed off it's karmic debt. It's time to go.IP: Logged |
astro junkie
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posted November 18, 2004 03:45 PM
Saffron -"... do you think the virgin mary would really approve of her sale on ebay? ..." No. She'd own eBay. IP: Logged |
Yin
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posted November 18, 2004 03:48 PM
 Welcome to America IP: Logged |
Harpyr
Newflake Posts: 0
From: Alaska
Registered: Jun 2010
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posted November 18, 2004 03:51 PM
 So strange.. it says that (s)he's had this sandwich for 10 years in a cheap plastic case and it hasn't rotted or molded a bit..
* twilight zone * IP: Logged |
26taurus
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posted November 18, 2004 04:23 PM
OMG! LMAO! Pixie, I thought the same thing, "That's not the Virgin Mary, it's Marilyn Monroe or something." .....what the?  Philbird, "Jesus Jelly, or Moses Mustard.....Akashic Records" ROFL!!!!!!!!! 
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Philbird
Newflake Posts: 1
From: Douglas AZ. USA
Registered: Jun 2011
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posted November 18, 2004 04:23 PM
It's "burned bread", a fossil...dead.IP: Logged |
Philbird
Newflake Posts: 1
From: Douglas AZ. USA
Registered: Jun 2011
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posted November 18, 2004 04:26 PM
Where's Elvis in all this??!!??
Oh, Oh! I get it, it's WONDER bread!!!IP: Logged |
26taurus
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posted November 18, 2004 04:36 PM
LOL! My boyfriend was cracking me up with an Elvis impression today. "Uh Huh!" IP: Logged |
astro junkie
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posted November 18, 2004 04:38 PM
Great haiku's Philbird !!  IP: Logged |
Philbird
Newflake Posts: 1
From: Douglas AZ. USA
Registered: Jun 2011
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posted November 18, 2004 04:44 PM
Think I could be a comic? IP: Logged |
Philbird
Newflake Posts: 1
From: Douglas AZ. USA
Registered: Jun 2011
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posted November 18, 2004 04:50 PM
Hmmm, this morning the bid was $18,500 some dollars, one of the bidders must have been Judas, the bid has dropped to $16,600.00.
I wonder if the 4 days, 4 hours is actually the time the toast will grow mold and die. Or is that really the bid time.
So many questions to ponder! I want to meet this, this, toast! Stupid trivia is my forte.IP: Logged |
Philbird
Newflake Posts: 1
From: Douglas AZ. USA
Registered: Jun 2011
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posted November 19, 2004 01:31 PM
Uh, Oh! The bid has dropped to $7,600! I guess someone found Mary Magdalene in their Beef Jerky.IP: Logged |
Randall
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posted November 19, 2004 01:36 PM
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