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LibraSparkle
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posted November 24, 2004 05:01 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for LibraSparkle     Edit/Delete Message
3 vampires wanna see who can suck the most blood at the least time.

The first one flies away and comes back after 10 mins. The other ask, "Where were you?"
He says, "Do you see that club? There were at about 200 ppl, I sucked them all out!"

The second one flies away and comes back after 10 mins. The others ask, "Where were you?" He answers, "Do you see that building over there? There's a wedding. All of them were drunk and lying on the floor yet, I sucked them all out!"

The third one flies away and comes back after 2 mins the whole face full of blood.
The other surprised, "Damn, where were you?"
He answers, "Look over there! Do you see that wall? I didn't!"

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Randall
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posted November 24, 2004 05:08 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Randall     Edit/Delete Message
That joke really sucks!

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"Never mentally imagine for another that which you would not want to experience for yourself, since the mental image you send out inevitably comes back to you." Rebecca Clark

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pixelpixie
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posted November 24, 2004 05:56 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for pixelpixie     Edit/Delete Message
HA HA!!!!
And so did yours.

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26taurus
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posted November 24, 2004 08:27 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for 26taurus     Edit/Delete Message
Here's a REAL groaner:

A guy goes into a fish and chip shop carrying a goldfish bowl.
He asks the assistant, "Do you do fishcakes?"
The assistant replies, "Yes, of course we do"
The guy then asks, "Can you make one for my goldfish, it's his birthday next week"

*dodges tomatoes*

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LibraSparkle
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From: Vancouver USA
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posted November 24, 2004 08:36 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for LibraSparkle     Edit/Delete Message
LOL Randall

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