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Topic: Everyone deserves some fun
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SAWSAN Hammouda
Knowflake Posts: 64
From: Alexandria, Egypt
Registered: Dec 2004
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posted January 08, 2005 12:38 PM
 
Now it's fun, but back then......
I was in the American embassy, I had to take my turn, so I went looking around, and there was a statue of a soldier in real uniform. He looked like an angel. soooooooooooooooo sexy. I approached the statue for a closer look. I wondered, what an excellant piece of art.
The face of the statue is turning red, now it blinked!!!
Ohhhhh boy.........
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SAWSAN Hammouda
Knowflake Posts: 64
From: Alexandria, Egypt
Registered: Dec 2004
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posted January 08, 2005 12:40 PM
who has an embarracing situation, that will be fun for us?IP: Logged |
moonbaby
Knowflake Posts: 301
From: uk
Registered: Oct 2004
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posted January 08, 2005 01:12 PM
 ....what a questionwhen i manage to uncover any moment i have tried so hard to push to the back of my mind, i'll post, oh lovely Sawsan Swan
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SAWSAN Hammouda
Knowflake Posts: 64
From: Alexandria, Egypt
Registered: Dec 2004
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posted January 09, 2005 02:04 PM
come on, what the heck? It's always easier to talk to a stranger. No reluctance here, it's always a relief to let it out, and make fun of it.IP: Logged |
26taurus
Knowflake Posts: 13411
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Registered: Jun 2004
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posted January 09, 2005 03:20 PM
That's funny!Hmmmm....I know I've had many embarassing moments but I think I've blocked most of them out of my mind. LOL I'll try to recall them.  IP: Logged |
moonbaby
Knowflake Posts: 301
From: uk
Registered: Oct 2004
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posted January 10, 2005 04:10 AM
no, i totally agree Sawsan. it is always easier to talk to a stranger.id love you to tell us another. still trying to rack my brains...but the truth is i never get embarassed really. i only get embarassed for other people. i can never watch cringe-ful things on tv...and when i watch tv interviews where the interviewee is nervous and shifty, i feel for them bad. IP: Logged |
SAWSAN Hammouda
Knowflake Posts: 64
From: Alexandria, Egypt
Registered: Dec 2004
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posted January 10, 2005 12:26 PM
well, moonbaby, I remember another embarracement. It is too about expressing my admiration. When I had a crush on someone, he would never even guess i did. As a cancerian, my crush in a deep deep hole. Not even a clue. That time, I was still 20, I worked for an American firm, and there was that guest. I was stunned by his beauty. I called my friends, to come and fill their eyes. We all said things, and he was blushing. He had to put an end, so he said in a perfect arabic short phrase: I came to meet Mr. bla bla bla, where can I find him?
The girls jumped and disappeared, and I was stuck there unbelieving.
Turned to be that he's been living in Egypt long enough, in a construction site, that he speaks Arabic as good as any of us.IP: Logged |
moonbaby
Knowflake Posts: 301
From: uk
Registered: Oct 2004
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posted January 10, 2005 04:36 PM
nooo, that is embarrassing being a cancerian, as well, i dont think anything is too personal to ask. i only just figured out what personal means. im always asking things like 'is that your real hair?', 'wow, how d'ya get your butt soo pert' well, anyhoo, i had to ask it. yes. i did.
'so when is the baby due?' 'err, i'm not pregnant' all i could say is open. earth. underneath. me. its a good thing i dont turn red, ya know IP: Logged |
LeoSweetHeart
Knowflake Posts: 539
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Registered: Nov 2004
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posted January 10, 2005 06:25 PM
Ugh whenever I get embarrased everyone knows because you can literally watch my face go from white to bright red! Then I get embarrased from my face being so red!! LOL imagine me as a shy little girl, ahh it was miserable :  :IP: Logged |
SAWSAN Hammouda
Knowflake Posts: 64
From: Alexandria, Egypt
Registered: Dec 2004
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posted January 11, 2005 02:00 AM
My problem as a child was always how to avoid embaracment. Till i was brave enough to swich places with embrsmnt. I started to attack rather than take a shelter. If it happens, i'd laugh before anybody.
I'M BRAVE ENOUGH TO ATTACK EMBARACMENT!!IP: Logged |
LibraSparkle
Knowflake Posts: 6034
From: Vancouver USA
Registered: May 2004
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posted January 11, 2005 11:45 AM
How about this one...I'm grocery shopping at Fred Meyer with my little toddler Pisces... she was probably 2. We're walking up the freezer isle, headed toward the pop and beer. I decide to grab a 6 pack of Corona. Just at the time I grab the beer, my sweet, precious little Pisces toddler calls out at the top of her voice, "MY PAPA GAVE ME BEER!" If there were a hole to crawl in, I would have hidden. Everyone turned to look at us, most people laughed... but there was this one older lady that gave me a look that could have KILLED!
The story behind Papa giving her beer:
She's a pestering little child. She was asking him for a drink while he was in the middle of some conversation... just to be funny, and to quite her down to buy himself a little time, he offered her his beer. To all of our surprise, she said, "Ok". Of course she hated it... it was awful! Anyhoo... there's the story of how my daughter announced to the entire grocery store that her Papa gave her beer.  IP: Logged |
Gia
Knowflake Posts: 1154
From: California
Registered: May 2004
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posted January 11, 2005 04:47 PM
Many years ago when those long gypsy skirts were in fashion in the 70's. I purchased one and was feeling way too puffed up becauseI thought I looked amazing. I mean super model amazing. I wanted everyone to look at me and I'm ashamed to say that I took myself out that day for that very purpose, simply to be admired.Whilst my mind was busy thinking about how cool I must look to everyone in sight. I taught myself a very big lesson. I stepped onto the moving escalator at a London tube station and it grabbed my skirt. It pulled it right in. I screamed and pulled harder. I didn't win. I was left standing in my underwear as the whole moving stairway had to be shut off and I had to climb out what was remaining of my lovely cool, now torn to bits, gypsy skirt in front of all the London commuters. Then a dirty old age pensioner who could no longer control himself, he was shaking so badly at seeing me in my knickers, smacked me on my bottom whilst standing there in shock and said " Don't worry luvvy, I think you look lovely!" People were laughing at me and it was the most awful way for my guide to teach me a much needed lesson. I never wore a gypsy skirt again. I hate them even to this day.  Gia IP: Logged |
SAWSAN Hammouda
Knowflake Posts: 64
From: Alexandria, Egypt
Registered: Dec 2004
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posted January 12, 2005 02:41 AM
Oh those were funny, I love them. That reminds me of another embarracement, not for me as much as for my cousin,when we were in college.
She wanted to buy a jeans pants. She found one she liked, and went into the fitting room to try it. She took off her skirt, and held the pants in her hands and bent to put it on, she leaned against the door of the fitting room that opens outwards. She was dashed out in the middle of the store, standing undressed, holding the new jeans in her hand, looking stupidly at all those people around her thinking (or hoping) they are wallpaper.
What did I do??
I ran out of the store as if I don't know her. IP: Logged |
lovely*
Knowflake Posts: 2141
From: CA
Registered: Jul 2003
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posted January 13, 2005 02:51 AM
I was teaching my 3 year old daughter to swim when she belted out "EWWWWWWW MOMMY, YOUR BREATH SMELLS LIKE POOOOO-POO" amongst about a hundred strangers and one of hubby's law partners wife whose 3 three year old was giggling uncontrollably. How do you recover from that? Ok girls.. bring on the poop-pix.. IP: Logged |
26taurus
Knowflake Posts: 13411
From: *
Registered: Jun 2004
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posted January 13, 2005 03:05 AM
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virgotaurustaurus
Knowflake Posts: 2474
From: upstate NY, USA
Registered: Oct 2004
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posted January 13, 2005 03:16 AM
Hmm..it's probably a good thing I'm not around kids much, my reply to her would have been "well your breath smells like pee pee! ewww!!!"Although, my friend's 3 year old Taurus thinks I am HILARIOUS when I say things like that! IP: Logged |
SAWSAN Hammouda
Knowflake Posts: 64
From: Alexandria, Egypt
Registered: Dec 2004
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posted January 13, 2005 03:22 AM
I love to play practical jokes, so once I did it to someone at work. He was attending english classes at night, he had a crush on a girl who didn't notice he exists. He told us about her, so once we decided to joke with him. I called him from another room telling him I'm her, and that i notice his admiration but being bashful, can't even look at him when he's around. So I want him to start. Next day he came to tell us, she's sick, she like me over the phone but act rudly face to face. Women!! Now Tell me what does she want?
When we all laughed, he knew it. Next day he sent the driver to tell me that my fiance made an accident and wants me with baling money at the police station. I did and, officers told me no accidents here today. I insisted to go thru all rooms for search for my fiance. I went back to the office to ask the driver which police station. Approaching the office, I found everybody stnding by the windows laughing.
Chicken come home to roost.IP: Logged |
26taurus
Knowflake Posts: 13411
From: *
Registered: Jun 2004
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posted January 13, 2005 03:31 AM
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lovely*
Knowflake Posts: 2141
From: CA
Registered: Jul 2003
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posted January 13, 2005 04:02 AM
dear daughter is facinated with poop and her bottom. probably because of adults' reactions to it.I pretended I didn't hear her then said.."oh silly one, mommy had that funny food for brekky. ya know, stuffed cow fart omelet- IP: Logged |
SAWSAN Hammouda
Knowflake Posts: 64
From: Alexandria, Egypt
Registered: Dec 2004
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posted January 14, 2005 10:15 AM
this is a new one, hope u like it.
At work, my boss hated that girl, who came on his birthday to tell him he's getting older. He hated her that he wanted to find a snake and shove it in her drawer. I added to the scheme; I told him to use a plastic snake the 1st day, then the real one the 2nd day.IP: Logged |
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