posted January 17, 2005 07:30 PM         

This conflux has been technically termed, "Sub-sequential I nternal Non-awareness," in short SIN.

Symptoms include:

[a] Amnesia of origin
[b] Loss of direction
[c] Dissatisfaction, blame and agitation
[d] Depression or confusion in the mental component
[e] Despair in the emotional body
[f] Fearfulness
[g] Belief in media reports or any gossip as reflecting the real world
[h] In severe cases violence

The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this SIN defect. The Repair Technician, Original Self, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden and staggering cost of these repairs! No additional fee is required.

The toll free number to call for repair in all areas has only two digits i 46 or IN. Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the AWARENESS OF BREATH procedure. Next, download REALIZATION from the Repair Technician into the heart component.

No matter how small or big the SIN belief is, it will be transmuted to:

[a] Awareness
[b] Peace
[c] Freedom
[d] Love
[d] Joy
[e] Trust
[f] Truth
[g] Compassion
[h] Grace
[i] Ordinariness

Please check the operating manual, Internal Knowing, for further details on the use of these fixes.

As an added upgrade, the manufacturer has made available to all repaired units a facility enabling direct monitoring and assistance from a resident Maintenance Technician, Beyond Enlightenment, in short BE.

Repaired units need only to activate BE, and full conscious awareness will begin to take up permanent residence on the premises!

WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction will nullify the Manufacturer's warranty, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list, and will result in the human unit being permanently and fatally defect.

For free emergency service, go the still point and breathe.

DANGER: Human being units not responding to this recall action will have to continue to incarnate until full awareness is integrated into the cellular consciousness of the occupied form.

Thank you for your attention. Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall notice.

Sincerely,
O-S-H-O,
Overall Secretary for the Human Odyssey