posted January 23, 2005 01:18 PM         

You are abrasive, some people really hate you, but there may be a group of other tight knit a**holes and b**ches that you hang out with and get you. Everybody else? F**k 'em.

Doesn't describe me or my friends but I think it's cool.

*edited*
Maybe I shouldn't have said it was ok to tap the car with my bumper to get them going

posted January 23, 2005 02:34 PM         

All I need are some henchmen that are ninjas

posted January 23, 2005 02:47 PM         

I am 49% Evil Genius.

You want to be evil. You do evil things. But given the opportunity, and a darn good reason you may turn to the good side. Besides you are probably a miserable evil genius.

quote:

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I am 40% A-hole/B!tch.

You may think you are an a-hole or a b!tch, but the truth is you are a good person at heart. Yeah sure, you can have a mean streak in you, but most of the people you meet like you.

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Well... at least I'm a likable wannabe evil genius.

posted January 23, 2005 04:40 PM         

....annnnnd, Maine is like a breeding ground for hippies; my minions and confidantes. You know, you can tell a burnout hippie any evil plan and when they are being tortured for information by the authorities, they will be so high, they won't be able to remember my schemes!! I am an evil genius!!!

MUA HAHA. MUA HA HA HA HA. MUA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

posted January 24, 2005 08:18 AM         

I am 26% Geek...

posted January 25, 2005 01:35 PM         

I am 42% Idiot.
You ain't too bright. But all those other idiots annoy the hell out of you. You may not be the brightest bulb in the bunch, but at least you know your limits.

I am 28% White Trash.
The white trash in our blood will not keep you from becoming a doctor or a lawyer, but it will keep you from a good haircut and any sort of fashion sense.

I am 43% Hippie.
Step away from the tie-dye. You smell too good to be a hippie and your dad is probably a cop. Being a hippie is not a fashion craze, man. It was a way of life, in the 60’s, man.

I am 36% ******* /***** .
You may think you are an ******* or a ***** , but the truth is you are a good person at heart. Yeah sure, you can have a mean streak in you, but most of the people you meet like you.

posted January 25, 2005 02:23 PM         

Once upon a time there has a young THERAPIST named CHARLIE. He was HONESTLY NOTHING in the LOVEABLE forest when he met NERVOUS SCHROEDER, a run-away MUSICIAN from the TENSE Queen LUCY.

CHARLIE could see that NERVOUS SCHROEDER was hungry so he reached into his BOX and give him his SERIOUS STRAWBERRY. NERVOUS SCHROEDER was thankful for CHARLIE's STRAWBERRY, so he told CHARLIE a very FERTILE story about Queen LUCY's daughter SALLY. How her mother, the TENSE Queen LUCY, kept her locked away in a RANCH protected by a gigantic TIGER, because SALLY was so MENTAL.

CHARLIE ATE. He vowed to NERVOUS SCHROEDER the MUSICIAN that he would save the MENTAL SALLY. He would WANT the TIGER, and take SALLY far away from her eveil mother, the TENSE Queen LUCY, and HAVE her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a CALM EARTHQUAKE and NERVOUS SCHROEDER the MUSICIAN began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic TIGER from his story. TENSE Queen LUCY PLAYED out from behind a PIANO and struck CHARLIE dead. In the far off RANCH you could hear a POP.

THE END.

posted January 25, 2005 02:34 PM         

9% Geek

"You wanna be a geek. But you are not. Why would you even want to be one. You think it's fun? Try writting an online test application at 1 am in your underwear."

15% Idiot

"You are not annoying at all. In fact most people come to you for advice. Of course they annoy the hell out of ou. But what can you do? You are smarter than most people."

ROTFL tooooooo funny!

posted January 25, 2005 03:18 PM         

KNNNEEEEEEEEEEL BEFORE ZOD!!

posted January 30, 2005 01:54 AM         

Step away from the tie-dye. You smell too good to be a hippie and your dad is probably a cop. Being a hippie is not a fashion craze, man. It was a way of life, in the 60’s, man.

I am 59% Idiot.

You are an idiot. Not as much as most. There are even people out there that annoy the hell out of you. What were you talking about?

I am 38% White Trash.

The white trash in our blood will not keep you from becoming a doctor or a lawyer, but it will keep you from a good haircut and any sort of fashion sense.

I am 49% ******* /***** .

You may think you are an ******* or a ***** , but the truth is you are a good person at heart. Yeah sure, you can have a mean streak in you, but most of the people you meet like you.