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LibraSparkle
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posted January 24, 2005 10:23 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for LibraSparkle     Edit/Delete Message
Star War Zodiac

ARIES: The Emperor
The Emperor likes to inflict pain on people, just as people born under the sign Aries often do. He feels he is at the center of the universe and he must be in control. He enjoys being a leader, which his aggression and quick temper also help.

TAURUS: Chewbacca
Chewbacca is a dependable creature but he tends to be stubborn. He likes material possessions and loves to win at games. He hates being bossed around or losing and may succumb to his physical strength when upset.

GEMINI: Ewok
Ewoks are playful little creatures, as are Geminis. They are extremely curious, craving knowledge but sometimes having short attention spans. For the most part, Ewoks are charming and lovable, but they come off as scattered and high-strung at times.

CANCER: Luke Skywalker
Luke could be whiny at times, but he eventually developed the hard shell of a Cancer. He is strong-willed and persistent, and gets what he wants. He never shies away from a fight at the first sign of danger. He also began to master the element of mind manipulation.

LEO : Princess Leia
Leia adds a whole new meaning to self-assurance, a trait which is evident in Leos. She is a nurturing person with great physical strength. Like many Leos, she sees that her mission for good is completed and she is very optimistic about the outcome

VIRGO : C3P0
C3P0 shows his efficiency when working for a good cause, but he tends to be fussy when it comes to doing something out of the ordinary. Like many Virgos, he wants to stay out of the spotlight and does well picking up minute details.

LIBRA: "Obi Wan" Kenobi
As always, Obi Wan continues his pursuit of justice, and he is determined to succeed. He conveys his art of persuasion through the force. He displays his supreme intelligence and is very talented at obtaining balance between himself and his surroundings.

SCORPIO: Han Solo
Han is a powerful character. He also tends to be possessive and lusty, which would explain his greedy nature. He feels threatened by Leia`s attempts to order him around, which displays the Scorpio dislike for people who try to control them. He is prone to suspicion and jealousy, as seen in The Empire Strikes Back. However, his resiliance and passion get him what he wants.

SAGITTARIUS: Yoda
Yoda is superbly wise and has been known to spread this insight widely. He becomes impatient and pushy when people take his teachings too lightly. His philosophical side always peeks through.

CAPRICORN : R2D2
R2`s ambition and inexhaustible desire to reach his goals is rarely fulfilled. This causes resentment towards winners. He is very loyal, sometimes going to great lengths to help others out. He is a social unit, winning the hearts of many with his cute personality. However, his close friends are few.

AQUARIUS: Darth Vader
Vader can be cruel, and torments people who disagree with him. Yet, deep down he has a peace-loving, friendly side. He has a knack for inflicting pain on people and always uses his intellect during battle.

PISCES: Lando
With his head in the clouds, Lando is the typical Pisces. He is self-sacrificing but may be too passive to stand up to Vader. He becomes fairly pessimistic when put under pressure. He also poses as a chameleon, changing his scenery on occassion.

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LibraSparkle
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posted January 24, 2005 10:41 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for LibraSparkle     Edit/Delete Message
TAURUS (Apr 20-May 20)

Opportunity and excitement start the day, but apprehension ruins it. Police officer plays role.
LEO (Jul 23-Aug 22)

Old aggravation eliminated; picture becomes clear. TV repairman plays role.


LIBRA (Sep 23-Oct 22)

Difficulties at work cause stress, but things look
brighter at home. Chocolate plays role.

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LibraSparkle
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posted January 24, 2005 10:46 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for LibraSparkle     Edit/Delete Message
Zodiac Bedtime Prayers

ARIES (3/21-4/19):

"Dear God!
Give me PATIENCE
and I want it NOW!

TAURUS (4/20-5/20):

"God, please help me accept CHANGE in my life,
but NOT YET."

GEMINI (5/21-6/20):

"Yo God...(or is it Goddess?)...
Who are you?....
What are you?.....
Where are You?.....
How many of you ARE there?
I can't figure you out!"

CANCER (6/21--7/22):

"Dear Daddy,
I know I shouldn't depend on you so much,
but you're the only One I can count on
while my security blanket is at the cleaners."

LEO (7/23--8/22):

"Hi Pop!
I'll bet you're really proud
to have me as your kid!"

VIRGO (8/23--9/22):

"Dear God,
please make the world a better place,
and don't screw it up like you did the last time."

LIBRA (9/23--10/22):

"Dear God,
I know I should make decisions for myself.
But, on the other hand,
what do YOU think?"

SCORPIO (10/23--11/21):

"Dear God, help me forgive my enemies,
even if the creeps don't deserve it."

SAGITTARIUS (11/22--12/21):

"OH ALMIGHTY,
ALL KNOWING,
ALL-LOVING,
ALL- POWERFUL,
OMNIPRESENT,
EVERLASTING GOD,
IF I'VE ASKED YOU ONCE,
I'VE ASKED YOU A THOUSAND TIMES ---
HELP ME STOP EXAGGERATING!"

CAPRICORN (12/22--1/19):

"Dear Father, I was going to pray,
but I guess I ought to figure things out for myself.
Thanks anyway.

AQUARIUS (1/20--2/18):

"Hi God! Some say you're a man.
Some say you're a woman.
I say we're ALL God.
So, why pray? Let's have a party!"

PISCES (2/19--3/20):

"Heavenly Father,
as I prepare to consume this last fifth of Scotch
to drown out my pain and sorrow,
may my inebriation be for
Thy greater Honor and Glory."

~By Nolan Myers~

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Johnny
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posted January 25, 2005 01:08 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Johnny     Edit/Delete Message
Those are great! I like Aries' prayer. But who was Lando?

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26taurus
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posted January 25, 2005 01:12 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for 26taurus     Edit/Delete Message
Good stuff!

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Aen
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posted January 25, 2005 03:39 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Aen     Edit/Delete Message
Cool.

Cappy prayer was exactly to the mark.

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Sheaa Olein
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posted January 25, 2005 09:48 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Sheaa Olein     Edit/Delete Message
So cool

That's why I love Yoda so much!!

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neptune's mermaid
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posted January 25, 2005 10:37 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for neptune's mermaid     Edit/Delete Message
LOL, that's really funny but...

Pisces LANDO!!!
I'm so jealous of Aquarious

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TINK
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posted January 25, 2005 12:04 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for TINK     Edit/Delete Message
Who was Lando!!?? My God, what are they teaching kids in school these days! Lando Calrissian was the Baron-Administrator of Cloud City on the planet Bespin, of course.

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neptune's mermaid
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posted January 25, 2005 01:02 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for neptune's mermaid     Edit/Delete Message
LOL

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