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Topic: Things that are difficult to say when you're inebriated..
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Sheaa Olein
Knowflake Posts: 2864
From: London
Registered: Jul 2004
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posted February 03, 2005 06:59 AM
 
Just got this via email in the office and thought I'd share;Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk.. a) Innovative
b) Preliminary
c) Proliferation
d) Cinnamon Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk... a) Specificity
b) British Constitution
c) Passive-aggressive disorder
d) Transubstantiate Things that are DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk... a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
b) Nope, no more drinks for me, I've reached my limit.
c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
d) Please take the shooters back; let's have water.
e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
f) I'm not interested in fighting you.
g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have zero coordination.
i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.
k) Look, it would be great to have sex with you, but I hardly know you and we will only feel really embarrassed and awkward in the morning.
l) That guy is looking at my girlfriend but I am sure its just because he knows her or something.
m) That chair looks wobbly and dangerous and I certainly wouldn't try balancing on it with this short skirt on in case I fell off.
n) I must get to my bed, as I could never have a really good sleep in that hedge. 
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thirteen
Knowflake Posts: 1107
From: Rochester Hills, MI USA
Registered: May 2004
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posted February 03, 2005 08:19 AM
I'm going to have to show this to some of the young people in my office. Cute!IP: Logged |
ghanima81
Moderator Posts: 1577
From: MAINE! :)
Registered: Aug 2003
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posted February 03, 2005 09:57 AM
 *wipes tears away* Ohhhhh... haven't we all been there at least once... specially if you live in the UK... (ha!! pub life was indeed a scary thing) Super-Sheaa-fragilisticexpealidocious!! What's up, baby buba!!? Working hard, or hardly working? Guess who got a phone?? (finally) That's right, it's me. Now I just need an apartment, and I'm like, all independent and stuff... lol IP: Logged |
Sheaa Olein
Knowflake Posts: 2864
From: London
Registered: Jul 2004
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posted February 03, 2005 11:33 AM
 Ghani!!defenderofcamelotfinderoffunnySheaapicturesandallroundfantabulousladywhohaswheelsandanewphonenowandwellonherwaytobeingallindependantandstuff!!! I'm doing good baybee!! How you doin'?? *leans in toothpick in mouth raises eyebrow, leans on counter and falls over* Super-Sheaa-fragilisticexpealidocious!! My fav song! - you've made me laugh so much today, turned into a jibbering wreck at my desk! I'm busy doing lots of non-urgent stuff ~ so kinda working hard, but also hardly working ~ thankfully not too much to do in the second to last day!  CONGRATULATIONS on the phone!! woooot - wooot! - well on your way to be all independant and stuff! When you get the mansion, are you gonna invite all those men round in the pool?? They look like fun  IP: Logged |
Sheaa Olein
Knowflake Posts: 2864
From: London
Registered: Jul 2004
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posted February 03, 2005 02:16 PM
Ghani cuteface ~ who's starofpluto? Looks like you posted it, she's pretty! 
[URL=http://groups.msn.com/LindalandPhotoShop/starofpluto.msnw?action=ShowPhoto&PhotoID=645]http://groups.msn.com/LindalandPhotoShop/starofpluto.msnw?action=ShowPhoto&PhotoID=645[/ URL] ~ I post the link, but it keeps doing that?? Anyways, nitey night peeps!
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ghanima81
Moderator Posts: 1577
From: MAINE! :)
Registered: Aug 2003
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posted February 03, 2005 02:29 PM
Her name is Amy. She's posted a few times in Astro. She's nice! She couldn't figure out how to get her pic up there, so she sent it to me so I could post it for her.IP: Logged |
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