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Topic: Flat-D Fart Filter
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LibraSparkle
Knowflake Posts: 6034
From: Vancouver USA
Registered: May 2004
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posted February 06, 2005 12:00 AM
 
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The Flat-D Fart Filter Underwear InsertHere is a strange one folks. Inventors contact us all the time to see if we will sell their products. In this case, we said yes. Here is why. The Flat-D (stands for flatulence deodorizer) is a high tech filter that was original designed to defend against chemical warfare. Chemical defense suits were originally made of the material. Well, our fine inventor friend noticed that whenever he passed gas in his chemical suit, you couldn't smell it. The Flat-D was born. While the packaging isn't great, the product works very, very well. The company makes a chair pad and an underwear insert. This product is a pad that you attach to the inside of your underwear. It is slim, comfortable, and reusable. Whether you are buying it for a gag gift or you will put it to great use, the Flat-D's performance is sure to work. We give a 30 day guarantee that you will be happy with the product. G-FLATD$12.95
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26taurus
Knowflake Posts: 13411
From: *
Registered: Jun 2004
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posted February 06, 2005 12:41 AM
ROLF! Sweeet....why didnt I think of that?  IP: Logged |
delerious
Knowflake Posts: 800
From:
Registered: Dec 2004
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posted February 06, 2005 03:25 PM
Now if they'd only invent a way to sneak it into the drawers of a few people I've had the misfortune to work with!!!!IP: Logged |
LovelyLibraLady
Knowflake Posts: 145
From: Gotham City
Registered: Jan 2005
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posted February 06, 2005 10:40 PM
they should pass those out in my yoga class!IP: Logged |
LibraSparkle
Knowflake Posts: 6034
From: Vancouver USA
Registered: May 2004
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posted February 07, 2005 11:01 AM
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Johnny
Knowflake Posts: 2056
From: Colorado, USA
Registered: Nov 2004
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posted February 07, 2005 10:15 PM
I wonder, does it hide the sound too? Now THAT would be technology at its finest.IP: Logged |
LovelyLibraLady
Knowflake Posts: 145
From: Gotham City
Registered: Jan 2005
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posted February 07, 2005 10:26 PM
yeah so what about the smell, it's the sound you need to block out! Without sound they can't trace it to you!IP: Logged |
Johnny
Knowflake Posts: 2056
From: Colorado, USA
Registered: Nov 2004
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posted February 07, 2005 10:35 PM
Exactly. IP: Logged |
Danny
Knowflake Posts: 210
From: I wanna be where you are
Registered: Jan 2005
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posted February 08, 2005 04:49 AM
You so can trace it back. If there are only two of you, it will be obvious to you if its not you. Now in a crowd, at least two other people, aside from you, is going to know when something less than funky crops up in their midst.
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