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Topic: Monty Python's Flying Circus
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Everlong Knowflake Posts: 931 From: Southeast Florida Registered: Nov 2003
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posted March 07, 2005 11:41 PM
Any... *Nudge nudge* fans out there? SAY NO MORE!IP: Logged |
26taurus Knowflake Posts: 13411 From: * Registered: Jun 2004
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posted March 07, 2005 11:52 PM
I'm a fan but I've only seen Monty Python and The Holy Grail. IP: Logged |
pixelpixie Knowflake Posts: 5301 From: Ontario Canada Registered: Jun 2005
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posted March 08, 2005 01:18 AM
I'm a fan. I own a few. Watched them religiously back when pot was an important aspect of my life.IP: Logged |
Petron Knowflake Posts: 3031 From: Paradise Registered: Mar 2004
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posted March 08, 2005 01:48 AM
26t you must see monty pythons "the life of brian"IP: Logged |
26taurus Knowflake Posts: 13411 From: * Registered: Jun 2004
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posted March 08, 2005 02:03 AM
Okay then! If I must, I will! Thanks Petron. IP: Logged |
Aen Knowflake Posts: 730 From: Registered: Nov 2002
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posted March 08, 2005 04:12 AM
Love them!!'Life of Brian' and 'Meaning of Life' especially. IP: Logged |
Everlong Knowflake Posts: 931 From: Southeast Florida Registered: Nov 2003
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posted March 08, 2005 06:08 PM
Life of Brian is great, you'll love it 26t. Although I had to watch it the first time with English subtitles . I like the show (Flying Circus) a lot too.IP: Logged |
trillian Knowflake Posts: 4050 From: The Boundless Registered: Mar 2003
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posted March 08, 2005 06:15 PM
Oooooooooh, I'm a lumber jack and I'm ok! Aren't they touring this summer? IP: Logged |
proxieme unregistered
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posted March 08, 2005 10:12 PM
I know ya'll'll be interested in this: http://www.montypythonsspamalot.com/Niles is Sir Robin and King Arthur's a Sweet Transvestite IP: Logged |
26taurus Knowflake Posts: 13411 From: * Registered: Jun 2004
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posted March 09, 2005 03:18 PM
We've found a witch! A witch! A witch! A witch! VILLAGER #1: We have found a witch. May we burn her? CROWD: Burn her! Burn! Burn her! Burn her! BEDEVERE: How do you know she is a witch? VILLAGER #2: She looks like one. CROWD: Right! Yeah! Yeah! BEDEVERE: Bring her forward. WITCH: I'm not a witch. I'm not a witch. BEDEVERE: Uh, but you are dressed as one. WITCH: They dressed me up like this. CROWD: Augh, we didn't! We didn't... WITCH: And this isn't my nose. It's a false one. BEDEVERE: Well? VILLAGER #1: Well, we did do the nose. BEDEVERE: The nose? VILLAGER #1: And the hat, but she is a witch! VILLAGER #2: Yeah! CROWD: We burn her! Right! Yeaaah! Yeaah! BEDEVERE: Did you dress her up like this? VILLAGER #1: No! VILLAGER #2 and 3: No. No. VILLAGER #2: No. VILLAGER #1: No. VILLAGERS #2 and #3: No. VILLAGER #1: Yes. VILLAGER #2: Yes. VILLAGER #1: Yes. Yeah, a bit. VILLAGER #3: A bit. VILLAGERS #1 and #2: A bit. VILLAGER #3: A bit. VILLAGER #1: She has got a wart. RANDOM: [cough] BEDEVERE: What makes you think she is a witch? VILLAGER #3: Well, she turned me into a newt. BEDEVERE: A newt? VILLAGER #3: I got better. VILLAGER #2: Burn her anyway! VILLAGER #1: Burn! CROWD: Burn her! Burn! Burn her!... BEDEVERE: Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! There are ways of telling whether she is a witch. VILLAGER #1: Are there? VILLAGER #2: Ah? VILLAGER #1: What are they? CROWD: Tell us! Tell us!... VILLAGER #2: Do they hurt? BEDEVERE: Tell me. What do you do with witches? VILLAGER #2: Burn! VILLAGER #1: Burn! CROWD: Burn! Burn them up! Burn!... BEDEVERE: And what do you burn apart from witches? VILLAGER #1: More witches! VILLAGER #3: Shh! VILLAGER #2: Wood! BEDEVERE: So, why do witches burn? [pause] VILLAGER #3: B--... 'cause they're made of... wood? BEDEVERE: Good! Heh heh. CROWD: Oh, yeah. Oh. BEDEVERE: So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood? VILLAGER #1: Build a bridge out of her. BEDEVERE: Ah, but can you not also make bridges out of stone? VILLAGER #1: Oh, yeah. RANDOM: Oh, yeah. True. Uhh... BEDEVERE: Does wood sink in water? VILLAGER #1: No. No. VILLAGER #2: No, it floats! It floats! VILLAGER #1: Throw her into the pond! CROWD: The pond! Throw her into the pond! BEDEVERE: What also floats in water? VILLAGER #1: Bread! VILLAGER #2: Apples! VILLAGER #3: Uh, very small rocks! VILLAGER #1: Cider! VILLAGER #2: Uh, gra-- gravy! VILLAGER #1: Cherries! VILLAGER #2: Mud! VILLAGER #3: Uh, churches! Churches! VILLAGER #2: Lead! Lead! ARTHUR: A duck! CROWD: Oooh BEDEVERE: Exactly. So, logically... VILLAGER #1: If... she... weighs... the same as a duck,... she's made of wood. BEDEVERE: And therefore? VILLAGER #2: A witch! VILLAGER #1: A witch!I love that part. IP: Logged |
Bluemoon Knowflake Posts: 4456 From: Stafford, VA USA Registered: Feb 2005
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posted March 10, 2005 04:52 PM
http://www.indranet.com/potpourri/humor/python/pythonlife/pythonlife.html
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Bluemoon Knowflake Posts: 4456 From: Stafford, VA USA Registered: Feb 2005
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posted March 10, 2005 04:55 PM
http://www.mwscomp.com/mpfc/mpfc.html IP: Logged |
whalewasp78 Knowflake Posts: 541 From: Missouri-Misery Registered: Apr 2004
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posted March 14, 2005 11:49 AM
My favorite is the show, especially those totally tripped out animation segments.IP: Logged |