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neptune's mermaid
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posted March 15, 2005 02:17 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for neptune's mermaid     Edit/Delete Message
Pixie, it looks like me!!

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26taurus
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posted March 15, 2005 02:18 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for 26taurus     Edit/Delete Message
I think BlueRoamer just wanted to start a fun thread. He knew we'd 'take it away' and blow it up in a matter of minutes.

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virgotaurustaurus
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posted March 15, 2005 02:21 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for virgotaurustaurus     Edit/Delete Message
OMFG!!! I can't breeeatheeee those smileys banging the silverware make me laugh so hard!

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26taurus
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posted March 15, 2005 02:22 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for 26taurus     Edit/Delete Message
Poo.

Poo.

And more poo.....

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neptune's mermaid
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posted March 15, 2005 02:24 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for neptune's mermaid     Edit/Delete Message

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pixelpixie
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posted March 15, 2005 02:27 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for pixelpixie     Edit/Delete Message
I got that big guy on this page.. http://www.mysmilies.com/?cat=obscene
I pressed one of those individual ones at the bottom, but I can't remember which one....
I never can remember......

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26taurus
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posted March 15, 2005 02:29 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for 26taurus     Edit/Delete Message
K. Have a good day ladies. I'm off to my new job.

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neptune's mermaid
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posted March 15, 2005 02:37 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for neptune's mermaid     Edit/Delete Message
Here's where I got the weird smilies http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/party/party.php
Good luck 26

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pixelpixie
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posted March 15, 2005 02:37 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for pixelpixie     Edit/Delete Message
ooh, new job!!
you'll have to tell us later.

I went to a big stooopid seminar today.
Then I work later this afternoon.
Where's that pukey guy again?
Maybe I'd rather eat poo.

OOOooh,, he's fun!!!

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neptune's mermaid
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posted March 15, 2005 02:43 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for neptune's mermaid     Edit/Delete Message

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Philbird
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posted March 15, 2005 03:00 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Philbird     Edit/Delete Message
Pix, I'll share, you can have the big half.
What ever wiggles, makes you giggle. EAT BUGS!
Funny, I only saw my post, and about 15 minutes later, there were 34 of them!

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BlueRoamer
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posted March 15, 2005 04:08 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for BlueRoamer     Edit/Delete Message
It cannot be bug poo I'm sorry...it has to be an enormous human poo. It's not mushy, its a fairly solid, average sized log, not particularly smelly, but not pleasant either. If it makes you feel better it can be your own poo.

I can't believe you guys are actually tryign to figure out WHY I would post this, isn't it obvious? I LOVE POO

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pixelpixie
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posted March 15, 2005 04:24 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for pixelpixie     Edit/Delete Message
Blueroamer.. if you like it so much, can we all just watch you eat your cilantro poo?
Must we partake of the poo?
Is it really poo season.. and really.. what would the nutritive value really be, as all the nutrients have been taken from it... it's waste, after all.... is it all in the type of condiment? Like, if I chose poo and parsley, I need calcium, and dark leafy greens? The parsley would take the poo taste away, I imagine....
Am I giving this too much thought?

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Philbird
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posted March 15, 2005 05:02 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Philbird     Edit/Delete Message
OK Blue roamer... Can we all poo in a paper bag, put it on your front porch, light it on fire, let it burn to ashes, step on it and let you cook up a big cilantro/poo keish!(sp)

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Philbird
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posted March 15, 2005 05:23 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Philbird     Edit/Delete Message
My son had an idea. Eat, poo. Put a funnel with a long tube on it and shove the tube from your mouth to your butt. Put your poo into the funnel and you can eat it as many times as you want. No disguises needed!

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future_uncertain
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posted March 15, 2005 05:52 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for future_uncertain     Edit/Delete Message
Chocolate covered! Oooh! Oooh! Maybe lay the log down in a plastic dish and top it with a few scoops of ice cream, whipped cream, sprinkles and a cherry... A Sh*t Split!

Yum! The ice cream stores just opened up a few weeks ago... I'll have to see if it's on the menu! Thanks for the great idea BlueRoamer!

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Danny
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posted March 15, 2005 08:49 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Danny     Edit/Delete Message
Poo with an extra helping of turd please. Yummy

Howd'ya guess BR?

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Philbird
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posted March 15, 2005 10:19 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Philbird     Edit/Delete Message
LMAO! A Sh't Split!

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BlueRoamer
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posted March 16, 2005 12:08 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for BlueRoamer     Edit/Delete Message
Woah woah back up i didn't hear you......
what did poo say?

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hooked
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posted March 16, 2005 12:12 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for hooked     Edit/Delete Message
EWWWWWWWWWWWW...cilantro is disgusting!

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26taurus
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posted March 16, 2005 12:12 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for 26taurus     Edit/Delete Message
Youre softer than a shoe full of sh!t.

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pixelpixie
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posted March 16, 2005 01:19 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for pixelpixie     Edit/Delete Message


Omigosh.. y'all are hilarious!!
I don't like to laugh at poo jokes, it makes me uncomfortable.. but you have opened up the channels of my ex-poo-riences.
I thank you for that.
Poo is funny.
Everybody makes poo.
Unless they can't.

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lovely*
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posted March 16, 2005 03:47 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for lovely*     Edit/Delete Message

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lovely*
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posted March 16, 2005 03:55 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for lovely*     Edit/Delete Message
if i had to, i would toss my crap in a salad-i guess. crap salad.

ok this has been funny, but im literally sick with the thought..

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BlueRoamer
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posted March 16, 2005 04:38 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for BlueRoamer     Edit/Delete Message
How about a poopsicle?


Yo quiero mierda

This dog looks so satisfied, almost sexually aroused.....

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