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monad
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posted March 20, 2005 04:55 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for monad     Edit/Delete Message
For survival and happiness

(thats all)

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sue g
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posted March 20, 2005 05:19 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for sue g     Edit/Delete Message
Are you sure you know what you are letting yourself in for - maybe better to settle for a loyal friend?? x

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monad
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posted March 20, 2005 08:20 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for monad     Edit/Delete Message
I need a Female Human

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Danny
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posted March 20, 2005 08:24 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Danny     Edit/Delete Message

monad, as opposed to?

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monad
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posted March 20, 2005 08:36 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for monad     Edit/Delete Message
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neptune's mermaid
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posted March 20, 2005 09:28 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for neptune's mermaid     Edit/Delete Message
monad,
You’re definitely missing something in your life, but I don’t think a wife will change anything.
Whatever it is that you’re missing…it can only be found within. There are no quick fixes ( OMG!! This sounds so cheesy I’m actually being sincere monad ) Look within…and think deeply on why you feel the way you do. You’ll find the answer there.

Now excuse me, I’m off to find my lightsaber

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sue g
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posted March 20, 2005 11:06 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for sue g     Edit/Delete Message
Ive been a wife three times and I bet if you spoke to lots of guys they wouldn't advocate getting one!!!! If youre in need of female company, you can always talk to us - I know its not like the real thing, but until we can magic you up a lovely woman??? x

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Philbird
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posted March 20, 2005 11:12 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Philbird     Edit/Delete Message
I need a wife too!

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monad
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posted March 20, 2005 12:11 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for monad     Edit/Delete Message
NM: My request is based on a perceived need.
I believe I would die, alone.
I also believe that it would be BETTER.

SG: Thanks, I feel the Love .


"I need a Woman,
(for without her I would die)"


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virgotaurustaurus
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posted March 20, 2005 12:26 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for virgotaurustaurus     Edit/Delete Message
I need two wives...just because I am a pimp like that.

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pixelpixie
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posted March 20, 2005 02:06 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for pixelpixie     Edit/Delete Message

ohh, VTT- daddy, I'll be yo' biatch.

Monad~ Trust me, as a 'wife'... you don't want it.
Sure, the loving times are nice, but man, if life were like that the world would be a much nicer place.
Consider that 'wifey' will have the same thoughts and feelings you are expressing, even different ones, you will have to deal with and synthesize.. defintely not a panacea to your internal searching.. just more wood to add to a raging inferno.. maybe even gasoline.
Find it within first, and then find it without.

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26taurus
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posted March 20, 2005 02:30 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for 26taurus     Edit/Delete Message
VTT,

Be careful what you wish for monad.

And look at pixelpixie goin' all zen-like on us! It's true monad. Love yourself first. Sometimes the more you want something, the more you are pushing it away.

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pixelpixie
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posted March 20, 2005 03:04 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for pixelpixie     Edit/Delete Message

no worries, I am still striking a balance, I did offer to be VTT's biatch in the preceeding sentance....

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monad
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posted March 20, 2005 03:58 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for monad     Edit/Delete Message
I love myself.
I have found Me.
I need her now.
It is better.

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neptune's mermaid
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posted March 20, 2005 04:16 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for neptune's mermaid     Edit/Delete Message
whoa!! Okay girls

Monad
No one wants to grow old alone - but rushing marriage could leave you miserable. You’re relying on someone else to make you happy…a big mistake. Look at the Dalai Lama, he says he’s truly happy!! But he doesn’t have a woman I hope I’m not being disrespectful.

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BloodRedMoon
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posted March 20, 2005 08:11 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for BloodRedMoon     Edit/Delete Message
Seriously - be careful what you wish for. You might find out a wife is a huge pain in the ass.

There's my dose of sunshine for the day

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26taurus
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posted March 20, 2005 08:26 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for 26taurus     Edit/Delete Message
I knew you were going to say you love yourself monad. I'm sure you do. You also said you have found You. I think both of those things are never "done". "You" will change alot. "You" will keep "finding yourself" over the years.

Don't be in such a rush or so needy for a wife. That will scare them away.

You arent missing a wife, you are only missing something within yourself that you are searching for in someone else. That is very dangerous and asking for unhappiness.

Sure we all want to be with our soulmates but until you can be happy alone, you will never be happy with someone else. Fill yourself up so you can properly fill another.

"I need her now" .....Figure out what you really need. It is not a wife.

You are looking to express yourself through another. That is all. You want someone to love you and you want to play "husband". Romantic fantasies are not all they are cracked up to be.

If you want something bad enough you might get it but if you are not ready, you are going to learn some hard lessons. Trust me. I also thought I was "ready or done - found myself" many times, but found out otherwise. Have a few long term relationships before you go off and marry someone. You just might change your mind. All the best to you monad.

If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
-Lynda Barry

Busy yourself with life and the rest will fall into place. Be passionate about other things while you wait for "the one" and when the time is right, it will happen. Love comes when you least expect it.

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14stars
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posted March 21, 2005 04:04 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for 14stars     Edit/Delete Message
I agree with 26 taurus.
~~~Busy yourself with life and the rest will fall into place. Be passionate about other things while you wait for "the one" and when the time is right, it will happen. Love comes when you least expect it.~~~
+ seriouly be carful of what you wish .

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Danny
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posted March 21, 2005 12:34 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Danny     Edit/Delete Message
It doesnt need to get complicated. All the guy says is he needs a wife. No biggie.

I would love to have soemone pop into my life who I want to spend the rest of my life with. It doesnt mean I want all the BS that that stands for these days. I want a husband in the purset sense of the word.

I could get all technically and wordy.........but I'm not gonna.

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26taurus
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posted March 21, 2005 12:38 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for 26taurus     Edit/Delete Message

And all I did was give him some advice. Same advice I have given myself and I dont think it was too complicated. You dont need to agree with it. No biggie.

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pixelpixie
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posted March 21, 2005 01:20 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for pixelpixie     Edit/Delete Message
I want a pony.

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26taurus
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posted March 21, 2005 01:25 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for 26taurus     Edit/Delete Message
I wanna big tall glass of cocke.

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Philbird
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posted March 21, 2005 01:38 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Philbird     Edit/Delete Message
Hey pix, you're as good as I am putting a blunt end to threads!

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pixelpixie
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posted March 21, 2005 01:48 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for pixelpixie     Edit/Delete Message
I want a big glass of.. ah, never mind, you beat me to it, horny bull.....
Hiya Phillie-birdie. There's a pretty bird. Blunt end? Nah, don't smoke much reefer anymore.

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Aphrodite
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posted March 21, 2005 03:08 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Aphrodite     Edit/Delete Message
It's pretty rare for a Dude to vent about the opposite sex.

So kudos for Monad!

I hear ya. It's a lot of work finding the right match, but eventually it will happen.

Take care and best wishes.

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