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Bluemoon
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posted April 07, 2005 06:06 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Bluemoon     Edit/Delete Message
-=[ Joke Number 449 ]=-
[ << ] Chicken: The Zodiac (30) [ >> ]

Why did the chicken cross the Road ?

Ares (March 21 to April 19): Chickens born under the sign of Ares are natural leaders possessing a pioneering determined spirit, who wish to make their mark on the world. They cross the road to assert themselves and seek action, daring and adventure.

Taurus (April 20 to May 20): Taurus chickens are strong willed and have a down to earth attitude toward life. They are overly interested in material things and have a real need for security. They feel unsettled unless comfortable. They will cross only if there is more security on the other side or to obtain material possessions.

Gemini (May 21 to June 20): They are highly restless and are always seeking a wide variety of contrasting experiences. They cross because they do not know what is on the other side and to avoid the boredom of their mundane existence.

Cancer (June 21 to July 22): While having a tough shell-like exterior, Cancer chickens are very sensitive and vulnerable. They have very delicate emotions, and are always attuned to their environment and the feelings of those around them. They a constant and urgent need to feel safe and always act defensively. They will only cross the road when there is danger to themselves or others on this side.

Leo (July 20 to August 22): Leo chickens are majestic and proud with personalities that need to shine, and greet opportunities with fervor and vitality. They always need to be in charge. They need plenty of drama and color to escape a normal, humdrum existence. They will cross the road with great enthusiasm for the opportunities it provides.

Virgo (August 23 to September 22): Virgos are practical and adaptable. They have a strong desire to succeed, are very discriminating and tend to be critical of others. They strive for perfection. They are very poultriatarian and will usually cross for the good of other chickens and because it is the proper or correct thing to do.

Libra (September 23 to October 22): Libra chickens are thoughtful and sensitive, and are always seeking balance and harmony. They need the respect and love of other chickens more than any other group. They are compelled to think carefully before making any decision. Libra chickens are prone to stop in the middle of the road to try to decide which way to go, making crossing the road always a considerable risk to themselves and others.

Scorpio (October 23 to November 21): Scorpios have a depth and intensity of their emotions that gives them a strong inner power. They are creatures of passion whose focused desires assist them in achieving their aims. They can be ruthlessly self-critical in their quest for truth. They are uncompromising, and stick to any commitment they have made. They cross because they promised to do so.

Sagittarius (November 23 to December 21): These chickens are restless and visionary. They love to explore new horizons and see life as a journey full of adventure. They greet every new experience with a warm heart, a ready smile and an open mind. They cross the road because of a passion to see more of the world. , and a spirit which longs to be free.

Capricorn (December 22 to January 19): Capricorns are very ambitious and are always striving to reach the top of the coop. They are tenacious in planning every step to achieve their goals, and leave themselves little time to relax before looking for new peaks to climb. They cross because they must to achieve the success they feel should be theirs.

Aquarius (January 20 to February 18): Chickens born under the sign of Aquarius are strong independent spirits longing to break free from traditional conventions and restrictions and the status quo. They are innovative and idealistic always replacing old outdated thinking with fresh perspectives. They are strongly driven to oppose social injustice and oppression. They are always experimenting to discover their own identity. They will cross because it is forbidden to do so and by doing so it will be easier for others to do so in the future.

Pisces (February 19 to March 20): Pisces chickens are dreamy and sensitive. They are blessed with deep intuition and a wealth of emotion. Pisces are romantic, creative and full of love with a potential for great happiness and lasting joy. Their imagination is so strong that it frequently merges with fantasy. They usually cross because they had a vision telling them that this is the means to the happiness they are striving to achieve.

[ Stan Kegel, kegel@fea.net ]


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Virgo-AriesArtist
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posted April 07, 2005 06:47 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Virgo-AriesArtist     Edit/Delete Message
Loved it! Especially the Libra and Pisces ones...so true, hehe.

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Eleanore
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posted April 07, 2005 06:48 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Eleanore     Edit/Delete Message
Hehe. Being a chicken isn't so bad after all, I see.

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to thine own self be true,
And it must follow,
as the night the day,
Thou canst not then be false
to any man." - Shakespeare

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Johnny
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Secret Garden
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posted April 07, 2005 07:41 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Secret Garden     Edit/Delete Message
lol , so true for Gems! Be it chickens or humans, we are birdbrains when it comes down to it! Sometimes it scares me what I would do to get rid of my boredom heheh

I love the Libra one so funnieeeeeeee I need to copy/paste this and forward it to my Libra uncle

giggles,
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26taurus
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posted April 08, 2005 04:48 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for 26taurus     Edit/Delete Message
HAHA!! I loved it! Thanks blue.

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Philbird
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posted April 08, 2005 10:39 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Philbird     Edit/Delete Message
"Why did the chicken cross the road????" Because the rooster was on vacation!

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Bluemoon
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posted April 08, 2005 12:30 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Bluemoon     Edit/Delete Message
Good one, Phil!

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lalalinda
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posted April 09, 2005 12:25 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for lalalinda     Edit/Delete Message
Why did the Punk Rocker cross the road??
Because he was pinned to the chicken

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neptune's mermaid
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posted April 09, 2005 05:48 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for neptune's mermaid     Edit/Delete Message
"They usually cross because they had a vision telling them that this is the means to the happiness they are striving to achieve."

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