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Topic: School of Hard Knocks
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26taurus
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Registered: Jun 2004
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posted April 13, 2005 06:41 PM
 
I've read these before! Funny stuff.  IP: Logged |
jwhop
Knowflake Posts: 9417
From: Madeira Beach, Florida
Registered: Aug 2001
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posted April 13, 2005 06:49 PM
Been there, done that Solane Star...except it was girls in my case. You might want to get a copy of this and play it full blast whenever rebellion breaks out.  
Take out the papers and the trash
Or you don't get no spending cash
If you don't scrub that kitchen floor
You ain't gonna rock and roll no more
Yakety yak
Don't talk back Just finish cleaning up your room
Let's see that dust fly with that broom
Get all that garbage out of sight
Or you don't go out Friday night
Yakety yak
Don't talk back You just put on your coat and hat
And walk yourself to the laundry mat
And when you finish doing that
Bring in the dog and put out the cat
Yakety yak
Don't talk back Don't you give me no dirty looks
Your momma's hip, she knows what cooks
Just tell your hoodlum friends outside
You ain't got time to take a ride
Yakety yak
Don't talk back Yakety yak, yakety yak
Yakety yak, Yakety yak
Yakety yak Hmmm,
gonna chain saw all the forests
gonna get a new HumVee
and while I'm thinking 'bout it
a plasma TV--HD, Wheeeee! gonna shelter all my income
in an offshore trust account
gonna ask my social worker
for more food stamps
Filet, pate de fois gras, champagne, Yummm Gonna march up to the White House
and demand we go to war
gonna buy up all those war stocks
cause accounts are getting low War-Huh
Good God y'all
what is it good for?
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jwhop
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From: Madeira Beach, Florida
Registered: Aug 2001
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posted April 13, 2005 06:51 PM
So Philbird, you're not giving me credit for collapsing the Great Wall of China? One of my better efforts  Look on the bright side. If it weren't for people like me, all the do-gooders would be out of business 
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Philbird
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Registered: Jun 2004
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posted April 13, 2005 08:15 PM
Can't give you credit for the wall buddy, it was an illusion! You're sooooo butt-chapped!
Looooooooove the lyrics! IP: Logged |
Philbird
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posted April 13, 2005 08:18 PM
I love Seinfield!IP: Logged |
jwhop
Knowflake Posts: 9417
From: Madeira Beach, Florida
Registered: Aug 2001
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posted April 13, 2005 09:06 PM
Seinfeld Who?
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UFO's are for real; the Air Force doesn't existIP: Logged |
Philbird
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posted April 13, 2005 09:09 PM
Noted!IP: Logged |
Solane Star
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From: Ontario, Canada
Registered: Jun 2005
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posted April 14, 2005 09:27 AM
Thanks for the copy jwhop, we are so there!!!
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Solane Star
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posted April 14, 2005 09:48 AM
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Solane Star
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posted April 14, 2005 09:50 AM
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Solane Star
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posted April 14, 2005 09:52 AM
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Solane Star
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posted April 14, 2005 09:55 AM
jwhop,Last week I caught him on the internet(Porn)and he stole a pack of smokes from me. So grounded. IP: Logged |
jwhop
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From: Madeira Beach, Florida
Registered: Aug 2001
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posted April 14, 2005 01:34 PM
Cute pics Solane Star Grounded to age 50! Lectures galore
So Marlboro Boy, you've decided to stunt your growth and remain a squeaky voiced undersized teen. Research for a term paper on human sexuality you say!!!! Excellent, be sure to give me a copy. Teenagers...always pushing the limits. How well I remember! IP: Logged |
Philbird
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posted April 14, 2005 09:40 PM
Solane Star's a guy???? Oh. OK.IP: Logged |
Solane Star
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posted April 15, 2005 09:14 AM
Don't be silly, Philly bird, but I'm all women.  IP: Logged |
proxieme
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posted April 15, 2005 09:12 PM
*hugs BR*IP: Logged |
jwhop
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From: Madeira Beach, Florida
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posted April 18, 2005 11:08 AM
Just for the record Solane Star, I never thought you were male...I did however think your son is IP: Logged |
Solane Star
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From: Ontario, Canada
Registered: Jun 2005
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posted April 18, 2005 11:55 AM
Thanks jwhop, for your confidence in my female attributes as a women and yes my son is a male. This isn't the first time around here that someone thought that I was a male. I didn't think that you thought that I was a male. LOL Just glad to hear from you again over hear in FFA!!!It's all really kind of funny and has lead to some really good talk and jokes. LOL
Solane Star 
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jwhop
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posted April 18, 2005 02:52 PM
Yes, fun...but have you noticed there are some in the world with no funnybone? To the point they don't even know when they are being kidded...put on...taken for a ride? IP: Logged |
Solane Star
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posted April 18, 2005 02:59 PM
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jwhop
Knowflake Posts: 9417
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posted April 18, 2005 11:51 PM
Yep, could be.IP: Logged |
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