posted April 13, 2005 02:55 PM         

2. Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at
10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship
Hall after the B.S. is done.

3. The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the
congregation
would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake
breakfast next Sunday morning.

4, Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at
7 PM. Please use the back door.

5. The pastor will preach his farewell message, after
which the choir will sing, "Break Forth Into Joy."

6. A songfest was hell at the Methodist church
Wednesday.

7. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our
church and
community.

8. The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's
Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The
Congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

9. Thursday night Potluck Supper. Prayer and
medication to follow.

10. The rosebud on the alter this morning is to
announce the birth of David, the sin of Rev. and Mrs.
Adams.

11. Tuesday at 4 PM there will be an ice cream social.
All ladies
giving milk will please come early.

12. A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in
the church hall. Music will follow.

13. At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic
will be "What Is Hell?" Come early and listen to our
choir practice.

14. Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First
Presbyterian Church. Please use the large double door
at the side entrance.

15. Mrs. Johnson will be entering the hospital this
week for testes.

16. Please join us as we show our support for Amy and
Alan who are preparing for the girth of their first
child.

17. The Lutheran Men's group will meet at 6 PM. Steak,
mashed
potatoes, green beans, bread and dessert will be
served for a nominal feel.

18. The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new
tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My
Pledge - Up Yours."

19. Our next song is "Angles We Have Heard Get High."

20. Don't let worry kill you, let the church help.

21. For those of you who have children and don't know
it, we have a nursery downstairs.

22. This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis
to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.

23. The service will close with Little Drops of Water.
One of the
ladies will start quietly and the rest of the
congregation will join in.

24. Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to
the addition of several new members and to the
deterioration of some older ones.

25. The senior choir invites any member of the
congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.

Peace and Light,

posted April 13, 2005 03:19 PM         

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