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Topic: Top 5 reasons women find men to be immature
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LibraSparkle Knowflake Posts: 6034 From: Vancouver USA Registered: May 2004
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posted April 29, 2005 11:26 PM
Got this in an email: ***I guess I'm immature too because I found them pretty darn funny!*** IP: Logged |
Gia Knowflake Posts: 1154 From: California Registered: May 2004
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posted April 29, 2005 11:30 PM
They made me smile too! Gia IP: Logged |
pixelpixie Knowflake Posts: 5301 From: Ontario Canada Registered: Jun 2005
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posted April 30, 2005 03:02 AM
Well, we all know I am immature.This proves it! Hilarious! IP: Logged |
maya-v Knowflake Posts: 1534 From: Registered: Dec 2004
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posted April 30, 2005 07:17 AM
I think mostly every guy thinks like that - in his head!!!Thats why each and every one of them will find a way to ask you, real subtly, "Honey, I know what you women say, but really, does size matter?" Tee hee IP: Logged |
Bluemoon Knowflake Posts: 4456 From: Stafford, VA USA Registered: Feb 2005
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posted April 30, 2005 08:53 AM
LOL, 2 FUNNY. Thanks!!!!IP: Logged |
Bluemoon Knowflake Posts: 4456 From: Stafford, VA USA Registered: Feb 2005
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posted April 30, 2005 08:53 AM
LOL, 2 FUNNY. Thanks!!!!IP: Logged |
Philbird Knowflake Posts: 3396 From: Here, there and everywhere. Registered: Jun 2004
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posted April 30, 2005 10:19 AM
ROFLMAO! The first one looks like my hubby! (minus some hair) The second one looks like my brother in law and the third one looks like the neighbor kid! I know these people!!!! Funny!IP: Logged |
marcia Knowflake Posts: 829 From: NYC Registered: Oct 2004
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posted April 30, 2005 10:21 AM
God, men are idiots!I need to be gay. IP: Logged |
jwhop Knowflake Posts: 9417 From: Madeira Beach, Florida Registered: Aug 2001
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posted April 30, 2005 01:29 PM
Nah, men are far more complex than that. I sometimes wonder why women are so clueless The following is a public service announcement...for women: Because I'm a man, there is no need to ask me what I'm thinking about. The answer is always either sex, food, cars or football. I have to make up something else when you ask, so don't ask. Because I'm a man, I must hold the television remote control in my hand while I watch TV. If the thing has been misplaced, I may miss an entire show looking for it (though one time I was able to survive by holding a calculator)...applies to engineers mainly. Because I'm a man, you don't have to ask me if I liked the movie. Chances are, if you're crying at the end of it, I didn't.... and if you are feeling amorous afterwards...then I will certainly at least remember the name and recommend it to others. Because I'm a man, I think what you're wearing is fine. I thought what you were wearing five minutes ago was fine, too. Either pair of shoes is fine. With the belt or without it, looks fine. Your hair is fine. You look fine. Can we just go now? Because I'm a man, and this is, after all, the year 2005, I will share equally in the housework. You just do the laundry, the cooking, the cleaning, the vacuuming, and the dishes, and I'll do the rest... like looking for my socks, or like wandering around in the garden with a beer wondering what to do. IP: Logged |
maya-v Knowflake Posts: 1534 From: Registered: Dec 2004
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posted April 30, 2005 01:58 PM
Touche jwhop!K since you are being such a guy's guy, I will ask you for advice ... if you have the tendency to fly off the handle with the most sensitive, wonderful, loving man who means the most to you in the world, just how do you show him that you are sorry for being a stubborn idiot and that he's right and that you are wrong? IP: Logged |
jwhop Knowflake Posts: 9417 From: Madeira Beach, Florida Registered: Aug 2001
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posted April 30, 2005 03:16 PM
OK, let's see: If he's Aries, Leo or Scorpio and that's not likely...then make your apologies in bed If he's Sagittarius...not likely either....they like to travel so take him out of town, then make your apologies in bed. If he's Taurus...not too likely....make him a great dinner..then make your apologies in bed. If he's Gemini...not too likely either, tell him in the most flowery language possible that you're sorry and promise not to interrupt him when he's talking. If he's Libra...not likely either, same as Gemini but let him win the next argument errrr discussion. If he's Capricorn, possible but not probable...buy him something very nice..not necessarily something big but the finest example of whatever it is and surprise him with the gift and apology. If he's Virgo, not probable...surprise him by going through all his cabinets and lining up all his things in exact rows...same for the magazines on his table. Spatial exactness is very important so use a tape measure....then apologize humbly. If he's Aquarius, not too likely....take him someplace unusual...like a new gadgets convention or a Trekkie convention. Then apologize. If he's Cancer...very possible, then make your apologies in bed and surprise him with breakfast in bed, Eggs Benedict, waffles and all the trimmings. Nothing says lovin like something from the kitchen. If he's Pisces, probable...apologize while telling him how men from your past have abused your good nature and made you argumentative, hard and cynical. You get extra points for tears. But, none of that is going to solve the problem of next time Are you sure you really want the worlds most sensitive...loving man? Or would you prefer a man who next time you're over the line gets in your face and tells you how it really is IP: Logged |
maya-v Knowflake Posts: 1534 From: Registered: Dec 2004
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posted April 30, 2005 05:05 PM
He is a Scorpio with an Aqua Moon. And yes, maybe youa re right ... maybe the only way is physical affection although I dont really think so ... he is intense, strong and passionate, idealistic and very honest (ouch).I just hope he remembers through out how much I love him and need him to brighten my day. And yes, maybe he should take my advice and tell me what a Venus Mars conjunct in Aries in the 8th hoof in mouff idiot I am!!! Although ... he does have a first house moon and that does give him that special lunar quality. I think I'll cook him a nice goodies basket to along with the luuuvin ... Thanks jwhop ... that was heartfelt advice and really appreciated. IP: Logged |
jwhop Knowflake Posts: 9417 From: Madeira Beach, Florida Registered: Aug 2001
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posted May 01, 2005 01:36 AM
Well maya-v, I had a little fun with the various signs, but seriously, nothing says lovin more than lovin and I'm not talking about sex only, but a connection that is physical, intellectual and spiritual.Two out of three ain't bad, but 3 out of three is sublime. Sometimes, we need that slap that says, "hey buster/missy, you're over the line". IP: Logged |
26taurus Knowflake Posts: 13411 From: * Registered: Jun 2004
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posted May 01, 2005 03:23 AM
quote: Because I'm a man, I must hold the television remote control in my hand while I watch TV. If the thing has been misplaced, I may miss an entire show looking for it (though one time I was able to survive by holding a calculator)...applies to engineers mainly.
ROFL Did you make all of those up jwhop? Those were great! IP: Logged |
26taurus Knowflake Posts: 13411 From: * Registered: Jun 2004
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posted May 01, 2005 03:28 AM
And LS, thanks for the great immature man pictures. I think the first dude is my favorite. LOLIP: Logged |
jwhop Knowflake Posts: 9417 From: Madeira Beach, Florida Registered: Aug 2001
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posted May 01, 2005 12:14 PM
Hello 26T, can't take credit for those. It was a simple copy and paste job from an email someone sent me IP: Logged |
proxieme unregistered
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posted May 01, 2005 03:18 PM
Are you sure you really want the worlds most sensitive...loving man? Or would you prefer a man who next time you're over the line gets in your face and tells you how it really isI'll take senstive and loving. Jack-Holes are a dime a dozen, but it takes a real man to be something different. IP: Logged |
maya-v Knowflake Posts: 1534 From: Registered: Dec 2004
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posted May 01, 2005 03:51 PM
Amen proxieme!Doesnt mean he is not strong when it matters if he is full of TLC!!! Why cant one guy have it all ... and more! - is my question! IP: Logged |
jwhop Knowflake Posts: 9417 From: Madeira Beach, Florida Registered: Aug 2001
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posted May 01, 2005 05:04 PM
Interesting that you think men who will not permit themselves to be abused...verbally or physically are...as you put it "Jack-Holes".IP: Logged |
maya-v Knowflake Posts: 1534 From: Registered: Dec 2004
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posted May 01, 2005 05:36 PM
Well, we had to come up with something for guys who call strong, opinionated women - "shrews" or "b!tches"!So jwhop, are we beginning what is known around here as an "intellectual" disagreement? Cause if we are, count me in! My Uranus on the Yod is raring for a healthy "discusson" and that Martian conjunction is already up in armor! Let the party begin! IP: Logged |
Philbird Knowflake Posts: 3396 From: Here, there and everywhere. Registered: Jun 2004
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posted May 01, 2005 06:50 PM
Wait a minute! I just realized I married a Bassett hound!IP: Logged |
jwhop Knowflake Posts: 9417 From: Madeira Beach, Florida Registered: Aug 2001
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posted May 01, 2005 09:35 PM
Hmmm, well personally, I adore strong women. You would never hear me call a woman a bit*h or shrew because she stood up for herself and didn't take any crap.I'll leave that to the Metro-sexual males who seem to have a gender identity problem IP: Logged |
LibraSparkle Knowflake Posts: 6034 From: Vancouver USA Registered: May 2004
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posted May 01, 2005 10:13 PM
We you too, jwhop. IP: Logged |
proxieme unregistered
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posted May 01, 2005 11:04 PM
I don't think that anyone should permit themselves to be abused - but yielding when need be and pushing when need be (and knowing when to do each) is a different matter. For both sexes, all people. Men that only push very quickly turn me off.But that's why I married an Aqua Sun, Pisces Mars guy IP: Logged |