Posts: 6034
From: Vancouver USA
Registered: May 2004

posted May 02, 2005 12:11 AM         

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Two Frogs Frolicking

Selling My Depression. Hope This Rids Me Of It!

$$$ ~ MYSTERY check~ $$$ HOW MUCH WILL YOU GET????

"YOU ARE BIDDING ON A ENVELOPE THAT HOLDS MY CHECK FOR A WHOLE MONTHS SALARY...THE QUESTION IS????? HOW MUCH IS THIS CHECK?????"

TESTICLE ADOPTION---THE MOST UNIQUE AUCTION YET

WHAT YOULL GET:

1. CERTIFICATE OF OWNERSHIP(BOTH TESTES)

2. CRYSTAL MOLD OF YOUR NEW AQUISITION(MOUNTED ON CEDAR)

3. THE ABILITY TO NAME BOTH OF THEM.

ALSO WINNER WIL RECIEVE A PIC OF THEIR NAMES TATTOOED ON MY INNER THIGHS IF BIDDING REACHES $1000.00BUYER RESPONSIBLE FOR COST OF TATTOOS

IN THE EVENT THAT BIDDING REACHES $2000.00BUYER RSPONSIBLE FOR COST OF TATTOOS

THE TATTOOS WILL BE PLACED ON THE TESTICLES THEM SELVES.

IF THE BIDDING REACHES $2500.00 I WILL PAY FOR TATTOOS, SEND PICS AND HAVE MY TESTICLES WRITE YOU A LETTER EVERYMONTH TELLING YOU WHATS BEEN GOING ON IN THEIR WORLD.

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Posts: 4456
From: Stafford, VA USA
Registered: Feb 2005

posted May 02, 2005 09:04 AM         

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It is a virtual bizarre bazar!! lol

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Posts: 3396
From: Here, there and everywhere.
Registered: Jun 2004

posted May 02, 2005 10:48 AM         

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The depression one is GREAT! Wish I had thought of that a long time ago! That's really funny! I bet every psychologist in the world is gonna jump on that idea! (throwing your depression away.)

Now I know, some how, some way, I'll make some money! Hmmmmmmm, now what would I have that people would pay money for???

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From: Stafford, VA USA
Registered: Feb 2005

posted May 02, 2005 02:11 PM         

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I know, peole will buy anything! Oh know a generalization! Don't tell Zala!

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Posts: 2296
From: A temporary home
Registered: May 2004

posted May 02, 2005 05:04 PM         

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From: Here, there and everywhere.
Registered: Jun 2004

posted May 02, 2005 05:20 PM         

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Oh, Oh, I just got the testicle one! He's letting you adopt them, not buy them! LOL!
Maybe I'll put hubby's up for bid! A complete set, penis attached! Scrotum optional! All sales final!

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From: Here, there and everywhere.
Registered: Jun 2004

posted May 02, 2005 05:37 PM         

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Anyone wanna buy my appendix?

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