posted June 02, 2005 06:14 AM         

Hubby: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Wife: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your

picture and the problem disappears.

Hubby: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

Wife: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can

there be greater than this one?"

# 2

Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles

and lighten your burden.

Boy: it is very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or

troubles.

Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.

# 3

Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to

give up my seat to a lady.

Mom: Well, you have done the right thing

Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

# 4

A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my

father hadn't left me a fortune?"

"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO

LEFT YOU A FORTUNE."

# 5

Father to son after exam: "Let me see your report card."

Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."