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From: Calm Blue Ocean, Calm Blue Ocean
Registered: Jun 2003

posted June 09, 2005 01:00 PM         

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Where to pick your nose:

-in your car at a red light
-while reading in your room
-while watching tv alone
-first thing in the morning when you've got all those dry crusty boogers
-in church

Where to not pick your nose:

-in public places (except church cause its comical here)
-on a date
-during sex
-at a funeral

If you get caught pickin your nose, just keep picking, backing down makes it more embarassing

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From: Stafford, VA USA
Registered: Feb 2005

posted June 09, 2005 01:14 PM         

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Dont put your finger up your nose
cause your nose knows it's not the place it goes
you can sniffle and sneeze
but I'm askin you please
dont put you finger up your nose!

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From: Ontario, Canada
Registered: Jun 2005

posted June 09, 2005 03:30 PM         

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OH MAN, that so bugs me when someone is in their car picking their nose, don't they know that everyone can still see them. Thats when I usually will just stick my finger up my nose so they can see what that looks like.

Solane Star

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From: Stafford, VA USA
Registered: Feb 2005

posted June 09, 2005 04:42 PM         

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Solane you are so funny!

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From: Stafford, VA USA
Registered: Feb 2005

posted June 09, 2005 04:44 PM         

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you should have my e-mail address now, Roamer. So I will patiently wait for you to contact me.

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From: ohio
Registered: Aug 2004

posted June 09, 2005 04:50 PM         

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends on the arm of the couch.

When I was younger I had a friend who couldn't stop picking his nose, until one day his mom threatened to pick him a whole plate of boogers and make him eat them. EWWWWW! As far as I know that did the trick!

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From: ohio
Registered: Aug 2004

posted June 09, 2005 04:51 PM         

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And BlueRoamer... where, may I ask, did you come up with your criteria?

I must have skipped over the booger picking etiquette chapter in Emily Post!

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From: Just left of center
Registered: May 2004

posted June 09, 2005 08:13 PM         

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Now here's a hard core nose picker!!

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From: ohio
Registered: Aug 2004

posted June 09, 2005 08:19 PM         

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I wish that was his middle finger!

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From: Stafford, VA USA
Registered: Feb 2005

posted June 09, 2005 08:20 PM         

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That's right! That embarrassing habit you indulge in daily while driving your vehicle is responsible for over 4000 deaths annually. Picking your nose with your fingers is dirty. And it could kill you! How many people do you know that died by smooshing their brain with their finger? Too many!

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