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From: Calm Blue Ocean, Calm Blue Ocean
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posted August 05, 2005 05:16 AM         

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I have them. They smell. This is free for all. Don't question me.

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posted August 05, 2005 08:25 AM         

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ewwwwwwwwwww!!!! Stinky!!! Do you mean you are collecting them or producing them??

My Grandma always said, there is more room outside than there is inside. I hope the farting make you feel better, at least, Turkey!!!

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posted August 05, 2005 10:02 AM         

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I just read foul is one of the hardest foods for your body to digest!

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posted August 05, 2005 10:04 AM         

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The reason we all pass out after turkey dinner is because the blood is rushing to ourstomachs to digest the sucker!

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posted August 05, 2005 10:19 AM         

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Personally I thought potato farts are the worst.

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posted August 05, 2005 10:22 AM         

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Those Atkins diet farts are the worst . . .

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posted August 05, 2005 10:52 AM         

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Does that mean when you fart, it sounds like...
..GOBBLE...... GOBBLE ......GOBBLE........

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posted August 05, 2005 11:06 AM         

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Well, I had smoked turkey for dinner last night, with NO ill effects whatsoever.

Probably you ate the wrong thing WITH the turkey.

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posted August 05, 2005 11:07 AM         

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posted August 05, 2005 11:57 AM         

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...AND I had chickpeas earlier on that day. Again, no problem.

I find too much sugar, or fruit, OR vegetables (cabbage & onion families ) , OR monosodium glutamate, eaten all at one go, is usually the problem.

Moderation in everything!!!!!

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posted August 05, 2005 01:10 PM         

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I don't know... herbal cleanse farts from my OWN body offend me!
Good thing this isn't a scratch and sniff forum!!!

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posted August 05, 2005 01:26 PM         

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Damned nut jobs

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I used to fart under the covers with my son's dad and put the covers over his head.
Did anyone ever see that Sex in The City Episode when Carrie farted by mistake while she was in bed with Big LMAOOOOOO!!!

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From: Calm Blue Ocean, Calm Blue Ocean
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posted August 05, 2005 03:58 PM         

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In my experience ground turkey gives me gas, slice deli meat turkey does not. Go fig.

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posted August 05, 2005 04:19 PM         

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Well, don't eat ground turkey then!

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posted August 05, 2005 05:07 PM         

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........I am so turned on right now.....

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posted August 05, 2005 05:09 PM         

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Sorry, Pixie...I was just trying to give practical advice...

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posted August 05, 2005 10:31 PM         

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OMG!...this is TO funny!

My son has been talking about "turkey balls" all day!

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posted August 05, 2005 11:04 PM         

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BR you may have a turkey alergy and the deli variety is typically cured therefore killing the natural properties. Also you typically see the dark meat in ground turkey (higher fat) and breast meat in deli cuts. Just intuitive. Ihave nothing to back up my observation, but meat poofs stink worse (like what aphrodite said.. "atkins"= high fat protein. and when you add sugar like fruit or high sugar vegitables like corn or carrot or peas. so yes, ariestiger is right about food combining~

not like you asked for advice or anything..but gas is fascinating. i find chewing on cumin seeds works wonders for any gas in my stomach.

fartheewell!!

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posted August 05, 2005 11:29 PM         

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I don't like turkey.

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posted August 06, 2005 12:46 PM         

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Oh my! A 'delicacy' out in my parts of these here States is 'turkey fritters', or turkey nuts that are breaded and fried. Another is 'mountain oysters', which are pig or bull nuts fried. Go ahead guys, I'll pass...I'll take a medium-rare sirloin instead. I just remember my Papa and I 'working' on the cows, and Papa would always have a bucket of water in which to throw the new 'oysters', because Grampa wanted them. I felt extremely sorry for the pigs or cows, but as a farmkid, you're taught not to think such things.

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posted August 06, 2005 01:50 PM         

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I eat ground turkey all the time. It's really great stuff. I'm not one to study my farting patterns, though, so I'm really no help.

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posted August 06, 2005 04:53 PM         

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One day when I was obviously out of my mind I made dinner for my now ex-husband. It consisted of: Pinto beans, cabbage, sweet potatoes, cornbread, and sliced onions and tomatoes.....what was I thinking????
I almost did not survive the night....finally had to go sleep on the couch....the, uh...aroma permeated the entire house....that particular menu was never served in our house again!!!

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posted August 06, 2005 06:20 PM         

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Saturn's Child.. dear lord.. the kind of poofs that linger and leave a stain on the drapes eh?

AG, you should start a fart-log. With your virgo moon i'm surprised you haven't gotten to know thy bowels.

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posted August 06, 2005 08:30 PM         

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lol

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posted August 07, 2005 08:58 AM         

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Yummy, Lets all go to Saturns house for dinner. Talk about air pollution!

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