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Peri
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Posts: 2447
From: Kyiv, Ukraine
Registered: Dec 2003

posted August 31, 2005 08:51 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Peri     Edit/Delete Message
In Japan, they have replaced the impersonal and unhelpful Microsoft error messages with Haiku poetry messages, Haiku poetry has strict construction rules - each poem has only 17 syllables: 5 syllables in the first line, 7 in the second, 5 in the third... used to communicate a pithy, timeless message, often achieving a wistful, yearning and powerful insight through extreme brevity. The essence of zen..


Your file was so big.
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.


The Web site you seek
Cannot be located, but
Countless more exist.

Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.


Program aborting:
Close all that you have worked on.
You ask far too much.


Windows NT crash'd.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No-one hears your screams.


Yesterday it work'd.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.

First snow, then silence.
This thousand-dollar screen dies
So beautifully.


With searching comes loss
And the presence of absence:
"My Novel" not found.


The Tao that is seen
Is not the true Tao-until
You bring fresh toner.

Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire.
The network is down.


A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.


Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.

You step in the stream,
But the water has moved on.
This page is not here.


Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.


Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped.

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The Mutable Night Force
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Posts: 1451
From: England
Registered: Dec 2004

posted August 31, 2005 10:00 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for The Mutable Night Force     Edit/Delete Message
"Windows NT crash'd.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No-one hears your screams. "
So true!!


I think those Haikus
Could very well soon become
Very Annoying.


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AcousticGod
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Posts: 11943
From: Pleasanton, CA, USA
Registered: May 2005

posted August 31, 2005 10:35 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for AcousticGod     Edit/Delete Message
I like this one the best:

quote:
Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.

Just funny.

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sweetlibra
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Posts: 1382
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Registered: Oct 2004

posted August 31, 2005 10:57 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for sweetlibra     Edit/Delete Message
Peri, i loved it


A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.



Program aborting:
Close all that you have worked on.
You ask far too much.

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