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Topic: fun in old age.
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peajie
Knowflake Posts: 246
From: Australia
Registered: Aug 2005
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posted September 10, 2005 10:38 AM
 
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well for example, the other day I went into town and went to a shop in High street.
I was only in there for about 5 minutes.
When I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on mate, how about giving a senior a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tyres. So I called him a piece of dog **** . He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't give a **** as I came into town by bus.
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important at my age.
.........(not true, but a nice thought)
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Bluemoon
Knowflake Posts: 4456
From: Stafford, VA USA
Registered: Feb 2005
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posted September 10, 2005 11:02 AM
2 funny. That is one way to amuse one's self!IP: Logged |
sue g
Knowflake Posts: 8591
From: former land of the leprechaun
Registered: Sep 2004
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posted September 10, 2005 01:44 PM
Brilliant PG, but what about the poor *b****** who gets the tickets.......oooohh could be some karma in their for you mate..... LOL !!!Love that humour - keep the stories coming, we need more fun here !!! xxx IP: Logged |
sue g
Knowflake Posts: 8591
From: former land of the leprechaun
Registered: Sep 2004
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posted September 10, 2005 01:45 PM
hey and BTW you aint old PG.......never were......never will be by the sound of you......cos OLD people dont do things like that.......he heLove to you Sue G xx IP: Logged |
Yang
Knowflake Posts: 2296
From: A temporary home
Registered: May 2004
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posted September 10, 2005 01:50 PM
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Aphrodite
Knowflake Posts: 4992
From:
Registered: Feb 2002
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posted September 10, 2005 06:54 PM
That's not funny.IP: Logged |
Loggerhead
Knowflake Posts: 356
From: Alabama
Registered: Jun 2005
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posted September 10, 2005 09:14 PM
I agree with Aphro - it's not funny for the poor slob who got all those tickets, but it made me laugh out loud nonetheless -- marvelous punchline. Keep them coming... IP: Logged |
sue g
Knowflake Posts: 8591
From: former land of the leprechaun
Registered: Sep 2004
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posted September 12, 2005 03:27 AM
I think the guy that gets the tickets will either be a rich one or stole stuff from PG in a last life.......so all is fair in love and war etc.......You are a funny one man......keep it coming !!! xx IP: Logged |
peajie
Knowflake Posts: 246
From: Australia
Registered: Aug 2005
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posted September 12, 2005 09:15 AM
An old man's farewell?A woman's husband had recently died. She had him cremated and bought his ashes home. Picking up the urn,she poured his ashes on the patio table. Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to him. "Irving", that fur coat you promised me, well I brought it with the insurance money!" Gaining in confidence. she said "Irving, that new car you promised me, well I also bought one with the insurance money".
Then she said "And that emerald necklace you promised me, Irving, I brought that too. Still tracing her fingers in the ashes, she added ...
"Irving, that blow job I promised you, well, here it comes" IP: Logged |
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