posted September 15, 2005 04:24 PM         

Included were:

I was sprayed by a skunk.

I tripped over my dog and was knocked unconscious.

My bus broke down and was held up by robbers.

I was arrested as a result of mistaken identity.

I forgot to come back to work after lunch.

I couldn't find my shoes.

I hurt myself bowling.

I was spit on by a venomous snake.

I totaled my wife's jeep in a collision with a cow.

A hitman was looking for me.

My curlers burned my hair and I had to go to the hairdresser.

I eloped.

My brain went to sleep and I couldn't wake it up.

My cat unplugged my alarm clock.

I had to be there for my husband's grand jury trial.

I had to ship my grandmother's bones to India.

I forgot what day of the week it was.

Someone slipped drugs in my drink last night.

A tree fell on my car.

My monkey died.

*- Not that I'm saying it's a good thing... but come on.

My last excuse: I can't find my car keys.

So, are there any good ones that you can add to the list?

posted September 15, 2005 07:34 PM         

That would be a funny converation, tho.

Me: Hello Self,

I can't come to work today because I hurt myself bowling.

Self: That's funny. You seemed fine when we woke up this morning. Take your @ss to work!!

posted September 16, 2005 02:41 PM         

I had to ship my grandmother's bones to India?! That is so far fetched and strange that people may actually believe it.

posted September 16, 2005 04:05 PM         

Blue: They are funny, aren't they? Makes you wonder when someone says "I went to lunch and forgot to come back"

Water: Really?!

Lion: (didn't mean to put you last... going in order) I know what you mean. I've come to expect that every time I wear white, something is going to fly through the air and hit it.

posted September 16, 2005 11:14 PM         

Nope. No employees yet... nothing official anyhow.