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sweetlibra
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posted September 16, 2005 06:28 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for sweetlibra     Edit/Delete Message
A big executive boarded a New York to Chicago train. He
explained to the porter, "I'm a heavy sleeper, but I want
you to be sure and wake me up at 3:00 am for the stop in
Buffalo. I don't care what I say, you just make sure I get
off in Buffalo."

The next morning the executive woke up in Chicago. He was
furious. He found the porter and really gave him an earful
before hustling off to purchase a return ticket.

After he left, a co-worker said to the porter, "How can you
stand there and let that passenger abuse you like that?"

"That's nothing," said the porter. "You should have heard
the guy who I put off in Buffalo!"

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On the Upper West Side of NYC lived an assimilated Jew who was
now a very militant atheist. But he sent his son to Trinity
School because, despite its denominational roots, it's a great
school, and completely secular.

After a month, the boy comes home and says casually, "By the way
Dad, do you know what Trinity means? It means the Father, the
Son, and the Holy Ghost."

The father can barely control his rage. He seizes his son by
the shoulders and declares, "Danny, I'm going to tell you
something now and I want you never to forget it. There is only
one God... and we don't believe in him!"

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Peri
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posted September 16, 2005 06:50 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Peri     Edit/Delete Message

I don't believe in astrology; I'm a Sagittarius and we're skeptical.
Arthur C. Clarke

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sweetlibra
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posted September 16, 2005 08:11 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for sweetlibra     Edit/Delete Message

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Peri
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posted September 20, 2005 07:47 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Peri     Edit/Delete Message

LOL

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sweetlibra
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posted September 20, 2005 08:02 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for sweetlibra     Edit/Delete Message
Good one Peri

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Solane Star
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posted September 20, 2005 08:11 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Solane Star     Edit/Delete Message
These are great guys, thanks for the laughs!!!

Peri I could watch that for hours, its so cute and funny!!!

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Bluemoon
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posted September 20, 2005 09:01 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Bluemoon     Edit/Delete Message
Funny Stuff! Thanks for the laugh!!!

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