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posted November 17, 2005 04:54 PM         

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"what's your sign?" the girl asked me in the bar.
"well, actually, Stop!" she blinked. "but i have yield rising."

laughingstock
3 days of peace love andcomedy
[pearl st. mall, boulder colorado
july, 2003
was a hit!)

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From: Pleasanton, CA, USA
Registered: May 2005

posted November 17, 2005 09:39 PM         

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My favorite dumb joke:

How do you tell a blind man in a nudist colony?

Answer/punchline: "It's not hard."

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From: Just left of center
Registered: May 2004

posted November 18, 2005 11:10 AM         

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Speaking of blind men, here's another dumb joke:

A woman had just settled into a hot bubble bath when someon knocked on the door.
She called out, "who's there?"
A man's voice answered, "The blind man!"
She thought to herself if he's blind it won't matter, and told him to come on in.
The man came in and said, "Where do you want me to hang these blinds?"

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From: A temporary home
Registered: May 2004

posted November 18, 2005 02:46 PM         

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* nearly falls out of chair, reading AG's joke*

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