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Peri
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posted November 24, 2005 04:56 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Peri     Edit/Delete Message
Aries: "Okay, let's do it again!"

Taurus: "I'm hungry--pass the pizza."

Gemini: "Have you seen the remote?"

Cancer: "When are we getting married?"

Leo: "Wasn't I fantastic?"

Virgo: "I need to wash the sheets."

Libra: "I liked it if you liked it."

Scorpio: "Perhaps I should untie you."

Sagittarius: "Don't call me--I'll call you."

Capricorn: "Do you have a business card?"

Aquarius: "Now let's try it with our clothes off!"

Pisces: "What did you say your name was again?"

www.stevenforrest.com/humorpage.html

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Marina
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posted November 24, 2005 05:46 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Marina     Edit/Delete Message

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Iqhunk
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posted November 24, 2005 05:54 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Iqhunk     Edit/Delete Message
Absolutely Brilliant! Now if only I could try it with the girls from each sign for the confirmation...

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Peri
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posted November 24, 2005 06:42 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Peri     Edit/Delete Message
Don't forget to bring some pizza then

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sue g
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posted November 24, 2005 07:33 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for sue g     Edit/Delete Message
Scorpio

"Perhaps I should untie you"

hahahahahahaha....dead on there Peri....do any other Scorpios agree.....Pixie, fayte, nannyfsh....come out come out where ever you are.....hehe


xxx

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lalalinda
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posted November 24, 2005 09:52 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for lalalinda     Edit/Delete Message
Peri you're tooo funny
but you sure nailed it.

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Azalaksh
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posted November 24, 2005 12:07 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Azalaksh     Edit/Delete Message
Here's a whole bunch of the same.....
http://www.linda-goodman.com/ubb/Forum1/HTML/005225.html

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WaterNymph
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posted November 24, 2005 02:27 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for WaterNymph     Edit/Delete Message
I love em

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celticfyre
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posted November 24, 2005 07:44 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for celticfyre     Edit/Delete Message
yeah perhaps I should untie you" bout sums it up...LOL

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Solane Star
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posted November 24, 2005 08:23 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Solane Star     Edit/Delete Message
Make that pizza for three!!!

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Iqhunk
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posted November 25, 2005 01:38 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Iqhunk     Edit/Delete Message
Me thinks to win over a Taurus girl, all I need is to order a multi topping pizza. I just love that uncomplicated Sign

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Sun-Cancer, Moon-Libra, Asc-ARIES, Mars-Taurus, Venus-Taurus, NorthNode-Libra.

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nannyfish
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posted November 25, 2005 02:42 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for nannyfish     Edit/Delete Message
I don't untie until I'm good and ready...*evil laugh*

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sue g
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posted November 25, 2005 04:48 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for sue g     Edit/Delete Message
hahahaha.....

ooooohh you you nannyfish

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nannyfish
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posted November 26, 2005 04:00 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for nannyfish     Edit/Delete Message
Hehehe...I likey this thread....

Taurus: *streches back and yawns* I'm going to take a nap, wake me in an hour and we'll start round 2. This time using latex...

Aqua: *bounces around bed barking like a dog and wagging his tail*

Scorpio: Now that we are done with the appetizer, let's move onto the main course... *rummages through "special bag" in search of toys*

Virgo: Would you like a glass of milk, I need to wash my hands...

Cancer: Says: Nothing. Thinks: *Does this mean we are engaged?*


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pidaua
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posted November 26, 2005 08:30 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for pidaua     Edit/Delete Message
LMAO... now my Taurus man experience is pretty different. (I'm a Saggie) they had no problem keeping up or wearing me out. My ex only needed a few minutes and would keep going or could push himself to just jump right in.. LOL....

The new Taurus is similar. Afterwards, he likes to cuddle and talk (I'm cool with that) then he smiles coyly and says "Hmmm...are you ready for round 2?"

LOL... I can't argue with that.. or their stamina or their self control Hee hee...

but you MUST feed them almost immediately after the second round

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MAGUS of MUSIC
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posted November 28, 2005 10:16 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for MAGUS of MUSIC     Edit/Delete Message
Whats in that bag O toys ya got thar ?

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Mystic Gemini
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posted November 30, 2005 01:03 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Mystic Gemini     Edit/Delete Message
Aries: "Okay, let's do it again!"

NEVER HAD AN ARIES

Taurus: "I'm hungry--pass the pizza."

NEVER HAD A TAURUS


Gemini: "Have you seen the remote?"

NEVER WILL I LOL

Cancer: "When are we getting married?"

CUTE LITTLE CANCERS


Leo: "Wasn't I fantastic?"


NEVER HAD A LEO


Virgo: "I need to wash the sheets."

NEVER HAD ONE


Libra: "I liked it if you liked it."


LOL NEVER HAD ONE BUT I CAN IMAGINE


Scorpio: "Perhaps I should untie you."

SCOPRION MEN ALWAYS JUMP ON ME. I'D CALL IT RAPE IF I WASN'T WILLING LOL


Sagittarius: "Don't call me--I'll call you."

UGH. I NEED ROMANCE AND INTENSITY SO I DON'T THINK THIS WOULD DO. UNLESS THEY HAVE ALOT OF TAURUS IN THERE CHART AT LEAST. OR A BIT OF SCORPIO.

Capricorn: "Do you have a business card?"

HE WAS ALWAYS SWEET AND AFFECTIONATE AFTERWARDS. TELLING ME I WAS BEAUTIFUL AND EVEN COOKING FOR ME.

Aquarius: "Now let's try it with our clothes off!"

I THINK MY 8TH HOUSE IN AQUARIUS GETS THEM CRAZY.

Pisces: "What did you say your name was again?"

NEVER HAD ONE

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peace
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posted December 05, 2005 12:17 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for peace     Edit/Delete Message
Virgo
"I need to wash the sheets"

Right on!

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Sun_Scorpion
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posted December 05, 2005 12:58 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Sun_Scorpion     Edit/Delete Message

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