posted December 04, 2005 02:08 PM         

As I've Matured...

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is
stalk them and hope they panic and give in...

I've learned that one good turn gets most of the blankets.

I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just
jackasses.

I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

I've learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think.

I've learned that depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

I've learned that it is not what you wear; it is how you take it off.

I've learned to not sweat the petty things, and not pet the sweaty things. I've learned that ex's are like fungus, and keep coming back.I've learned age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

I've learned that I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it.

I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are
celebrities.

I've learned that artificial intelligence is no match for natural
stupidity.

I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working in your
house, one of your kids did it

I've learned that there is a fine line between genius and insanity.

I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away. And the real pains in the ass are permanent.

posted December 04, 2005 08:42 PM         

I've learned that most of the things I worry about never happen.

I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better know something.

I've learned that at least once in her life, a woman makes a fool of herself over a man.

I've learned that the ache of unfulfilled dreams is the worst pain of all.

I've learned that you can do something in an instant that will give you a heartache for life.

I've learned that silent company is often more healing than words of advice.

I've learned that I cannot expect others to solve my problems.

I've learned that if you care, it shows.

I've learned that it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be.

I've learned that when bad times come, you can let them make you bitter or use them to make you better.

I've learned that I should make the little decisions with my head and the big decisions with my heart.

I've learned that once a woman decides she wants something, never underestimate her ability to get it.

I've learned that you should fill your life with experiences, not excuses.

I've learned never to underestimate the potential and power of the human spirit.

I've learned that if you are in a relationship with someone who doesn't believe in you, you should get out before you stop believing in yourself.

I've learned that men don't know what to do when a woman cries.

I've learned that to ignore the facts does not change the facts.

posted December 04, 2005 08:52 PM         

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I've learned that at least once in her life, a woman makes a fool of herself over a man.

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In my case, quite a few times.

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I've learned that depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

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This is my favorite, so true ...