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Stargazer
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posted December 09, 2005 02:33 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Stargazer     Edit/Delete Message
Aries...
"I'd marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million and would sign over half of it to me before marriage and guarantee he'd be dead within a year"
Bette Davis (April 5)

Taurus...
"Today, I will rely on the language of love and understanding. If that doesn't work, I'll go back to fear and intimidation"
Actor Pat McCormick (may 12)

Gemini...
"Just because you like my stuff doesn't mean i owe you anything."
Bob Dylan (May 24)

Cancer...
"I think you get attracted to people who validate your worst fears about yourself."
Richard Lewis (june 29)

Leo...
"I have no intention of uttering my last words on stage, darling. Room service and a couple of depraved young women will do quite nicely for an exit."
Peter O'Toole (Aug. 2)

Virgo...
"That love at first sight should happen to me was life's most delicious revenge on a self-opinionated fool"
Actor Charles Boyer (Aug. 28)

Libra...
My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home one day and found me in bed with her."
Lenny Bruce (Oct. 13)

Scorpio...
"Anything I've ever wanted to do, I've done. Anyone I've wanted to be with , I've had."
Calvin Klein (Nov. 19)

Sagittarius...
"Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best."
Woody Allen (Dec.1)

Capricorn...
"I regret to say that we of the FBI are powerless to act in cases of oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way obstructed interstate commerce."
J. Edgar Hoover (Jan. 1)

Aquarius...
"It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to see other people."
Axl Rose (Feb. 6) lead singer
Guns n' Roses
Pisces...
"Acting isn't really that difficult. It's really just lying well, and I've been practicing that most of my adult life."
Bruce Willis (March 19)

In light of the heaviness as of late... just a reason to smile

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dorkus_malorkus
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posted December 09, 2005 02:37 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for dorkus_malorkus     Edit/Delete Message
The Woody Allen one is great I love the movie Annie Hall but haven't yet seen any of his other work.

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lotusheartone
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posted December 09, 2005 02:38 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for lotusheartone     Edit/Delete Message

thanks Stargazer
I needed that!

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AcousticGod
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posted December 09, 2005 02:49 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for AcousticGod     Edit/Delete Message
Yeah, the Sag one is great!

The Capricorn one sucks. Maybe I'll compile a similar list.

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Stargazer
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posted December 09, 2005 03:19 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Stargazer     Edit/Delete Message
Just for you AG...

Capricorn....
"I have great faith in fools. My friends call it self-confidence."
Edgar Allen Poe (Jan. 19)

"The words, I was wrong, do not come easily to me."
Jim Bakker (Jan 2)

"I knew i wanted love, so i just followed my erection."
Kenny Loggins (Jan 7)

"The trouble with the rat race is that if you win, you're still a rat."
Lilly Tomlin Capricorn Mars {i liked this one}

"Its a good thing I was born a woman, or i'd have been a drag queen."
Dolly Parton (Jan.19)

Get a sun lamp to keep you looking as if you just came back from somewhere expensive."
Aristotle Onassis (Jan. 15)



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WaterNymph
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posted December 09, 2005 03:26 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for WaterNymph     Edit/Delete Message
The Pisces one is sooo true not that I’ve lied all my life but that acting isn’t that hard. I can convince anyone of anything. It’s a little scary actually.

t4p

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AcousticGod
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posted December 09, 2005 03:47 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for AcousticGod     Edit/Delete Message
I haven't got a complete list yet, but I'll post what I've got. Takes a bit of time.

From the men:

Aries:
"Marriage requires a special talent, like acting. Monogamy requires genius." -Warren Beatty

Taurus:
"Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are like firemen. To men, sex is an emergency, and no matter what we're doing we can be ready in two minutes. Women, on the other hand, are like fire. They're very exciting, but the conditions have to be exactly right for it to occur." --Jerry Seinfeld

Gemini:
"It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married." --Drew Carey

Cancer:
"The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods." --Bill Cosby

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WaterNymph
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posted December 09, 2005 04:10 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for WaterNymph     Edit/Delete Message
Actually, this reminds of something I posted in astrology a while ago.

LOVE

ARIES
“Love is life. And if you miss love, you miss life.”
“Love is always bestowed as a gift - freely, willingly and without expectation. We don't love to be loved; we love to love.”
“In love the paradox occurs that two beings become one and yet remain two.”
“Immature love says: 'I love you because I need you.' Mature love says 'I need you because I love you.'“
“Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.”
“Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit.”

TAURUS
“A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea.”
“Take away love and our earth is a tomb.”
“Someday, after mastering the winds, the waves, the tides and gravity, we shall harness for God the energies of love, and then, for a second time in the history of the world, man will have discovered fire.”
“The moment you have in your heart this extraordinary thing called love and feel the depth, the delight, the ecstasy of it, you will discover that for you the world is transformed.”
“To fear love is to fear life, and those who fear life are already three parts dead.”
“Doubt that the stars are fire, doubt that the sun doth move, doubt truth to be a liar, but never doubt I love.”
“Sometimes it's hard to be a woman giving all your love to just one man.”
“Stand by your man. Give him two arms to cling to and something warm to come to.”

GEMINI
“The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.”
“For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.”
“Love means not ever having to say you're sorry.”

CANCER
“Love is the word used to label the sexual excitement of the young, the habituation of the middle-aged, and the mutual dependence of the old.”
“Loving is not just looking at each other, it's looking in the same direction.”
“Like everybody who is not in love, he thought one chose the person to be loved after endless deliberations and on the basis of particular qualities or advantages.”

LEO
“Love does not begin and end the way we seem to think it does. Love is a battle, love is a war; love is a growing up.”
“Love takes off masks that we fear we cannot live without and know we cannot live within.”
“A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years.”
“Love is love's reward.”
“Nobody has ever measured, not even poets, how much the heart can hold.”
“Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.”

VIRGO
“A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.”
“Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.”
“You don't have to go looking for love when it's where you come from.”
“Love does not dominate; it cultivates.”
“Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.”
“There is no disguise which can hide love for long where it exists, or simulate it where it does not.”
“Absence diminishes mediocre passions and increases great ones, as the wind extinguishes candles and fans fires.”
“True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen.”
“The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread.”
“If you judge people, you have no time to love them.”
“I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love.”

LIBRA
“All love shifts and changes. I don't know if you can be wholeheartedly in love all the time.”
“The best proof of love is trust.”
“The art of love is largely the art of persistence.”
“Where there is love there is life.”
“It is sad not to love, but it is much sadder not to be able to love.”
“Who, being loved, is poor?”

SCORPIO
“The Eskimo has fifty-two names for snow because it is important to them; there ought to be as many for love.”
“To enlarge or illustrate this power and effect of love is to set a candle in the sun.”
“I like not only to be loved, but to be told I am loved.”
“Love is my religion - I could die for it.”
“Love is being stupid together.”
“Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination.”

SAGITTARIUS
“Love is the immortal flow of energy that nourishes, extends and preserves. Its eternal goal is life.”
“A loving heart is the beginning of all knowledge.”
“Love consists in this, that two solitudes protect and touch and greet each other.”
“Love is what you've been through with somebody.”

CAPRICORN
“Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit.”
“Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place.”
“If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.”
“We loved with a love that was more than love.”
“I was about half in love with her by the time we sat down. That's the thing about girls. Every time they do something pretty... you fall half in love with them, and then you never know where the hell you are.”

AQUARIUS
“Say what you will, 'tis better to be left than never to have been loved.”
“Love is a game that two can play and both win.”
“Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.”
“We are not the same persons this year as last; nor are those we love. It is a happy chance if we, changing, continue to love a changed person.”
“A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in whose company he finds himself electrified and enkindled, but for that one in whose company he may feel tenderly drowsy.”

PISCES
“Who so loves believes the impossible.”
“Sometimes it's a form of love just to talk to somebody that you have nothing in common with and still be fascinated by their presence.”
“You cannot be lonely if you like the person you're alone with.”
“Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.”
“Life is the flower for which love is the honey.”
“If you press me to say why I loved him, I can say no more than because he was he, and I was I.”
“The only abnormality is the incapacity to love.”
“The simple lack of her is more to me than others' presence”

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lalalinda
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posted December 09, 2005 11:41 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for lalalinda     Edit/Delete Message
who knew Edgar Allen Poe was so funny.

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Johnny
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posted December 10, 2005 01:33 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Johnny     Edit/Delete Message

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