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Rainbow~
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posted January 23, 2006 07:47 PM
 
` ` ` ` ` `  Ta da........
Okay...wanna really get to know the knowflakes better, and just how their minds work???
Here is a fab story, from the minds of some of our sane but imaginative knowflakes......
Below is a list of our talented contributors.....
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LibraSparkle~~~Moon666Child~~~CancerianMoon~~
~Rainbow~~~Happy Dragon~~~AcousticGod~~~alma-noble
~~~Azalaksh~~~silvermoon~~~LeoSweetheart~~~Lalalinda
~~~Luren~~~lqhunk~~~Pixlepixie~~~Rob_W~~~TheEvolution
~~~lioneye68~~~future_uncertain~~~sxycrzykew1~~~lovely*
~~~Mama Mia~~~lotusheartone~~~
*************************************************** Check next post for the beginning our exciting story....(beats "Alice-in-Wonderland" all to heck!) IP: Logged |
Rainbow~
Knowflake Posts: 5927
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posted January 23, 2006 07:59 PM
` ` ` ` ` ` `  One time I spilled my...milk. My cat was eager to wallow in the puddle. Since I was cat slave, forever bowing to her meow...I couldn't tell her "NO!"  So instead I said, "Toe!" ...and damn! She bit it! 
Well... that cause me to slap my thigh with joy 'cause that cute little dickens didn't really bite that hard...but blood was oozing from my husband's nose. "Oh Dear!" I hurried to grab a tissue, then slipped in milk right smack dab on my...
...phone. Which was ringing anyway.No one was attending it because they gone away ... slipping down a milky whirlpool ..... .....into a vast, dark, echoing.....tunnel, I started to scream DAMN,where is my CELL ?!!! then i remembered that i could click my heals and wake up on a unicorn playing with your cat in -stead. The unicorn ran away and came back with Confusious and Morpheus arguing for oneliners. lalaindia was angry at this sudden turn of strange events It caused her to miss understand milk's true mystical meaning but mystery was no answer. As Moonchild grabbed the cat which startled the cat, but soon after....the kitty relaxed....milk still dripping off whiskers Was milk of magnesia, unfortunately ....so furballs appeared on the....ironing board, really messing up Dad's clean shirt. The kitty....dripped milk of magnesia all over the shag carpet. When my sister came home from Idaho she was relieved. So she got a wet willy IP: Logged |
Rainbow~
Knowflake Posts: 5927
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posted January 23, 2006 08:05 PM
She flipped out! Went absolutely Martha-Ann Alito and ran out of the room in desperation. Meanwhile, the cat had moved on to more distracting behavior. It was now preparing to track down Puss-in-Boots who went with Shrek to Hollywood, to discuss future movies about a Scorpio and a Leo, as both like cats who let the dogs and the cats back in my pocket. Cat slaves were revered by the Egyption Pharrohs as seen in their statues, but back to the story...AcousticGod seems to have a great love of beautiful feline creatures.. 
. They flock to him. Why is sky blue, pondered Henry. Why are flies so irritating? Cats are much nicer...  than hobos, but then you could get a hobo to host this show...if required by law. It's protocol, moron. Huh? Hobo hosting WHAT show??? I thought hobos rode boxcars....and were noble people who sacrificed Oreos in honor of MoonChild, the resident Vampire. Story is that he used to listen to heavy metal often and evil demons possessed him!  (Are you excited yet? Hang on...there's more just around the corner...) IP: Logged |
Rainbow~
Knowflake Posts: 5927
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posted January 23, 2006 08:10 PM
Rainbow used the mystical chants to break the spell of darkness  yet the darkness remained. It seemed she lost her power! No! Rainbow was confident that that couldn't be the case...Only yesterday, she spun gold! AcousticGod stole the gold and buried it in his backyard until the day came that I used my rabbit feet to attract Bug Bunny. But it was all for not. 2:45AM and MoonChild was and drunk with power! He felt this urge for blood! MoonChild set out from his incredibly cold, dark, spooky castle.... 
Please hold me tight now...are the words, he'd use... to lure his next victim.... were not words but howls that the victim would understand and be overwhelming, irresistably drawn to the call for blood!
You never think it will happen to you, oh niavety but beware...the vampire lurks!!!!!
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Rainbow~
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posted January 23, 2006 08:17 PM
To protect yourself, you must don your gay apparell, oh  including the garlic necklace from Tiffany's....and a wooden stake....and you're set. On a fabulous date with PeeWee Herman don't feel all that safe.... 
danger lurks around every corner.... (to be continued) IP: Logged |
Rainbow~
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posted January 23, 2006 10:19 PM
and so do poopy diapers and so do poopy diapers ...(but that aside) Phew! Let's try to avoid, vampire MoonChild! Henry saw what was going on. (Who's Henry anyway, Mr. AcousticGod?) Rainbow didn't know Henry, so Henry introduced himself to her. "Pleasedta meetcha Henry," said Rainbow, eyeing him with great suspicion...Henry plops himself down on a chair at PeeWee's table annoying Ms. Lalalinda, no end!
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Rainbow~
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posted January 23, 2006 10:21 PM
As midnight was approaching, they went to a midnight movie and found SunChild have returned! Hip hip Hooray Yippee! We need to party all night
   And then rest all day
alas...'twas not that way! 
Midnight is the witching hour!
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Rainbow~
Knowflake Posts: 5927
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posted January 23, 2006 10:37 PM
All the hobos come out to fight for their rights to get dressed up like Alice in Wonderland characters. knights. Tsunami struck so hard it knocked my socks off but it was a blessing in disguise. The tsunami was so powerful my surfboard couldn't take it so, I hitched a ride on a moonbeam to escape vampires and wierdos, at the bottom of the ocean among mermaids, starfish, and dolphins....  
and the victims of gangsters. wrapped in that horrible cement! when all of a sudden.....SPLASH! A huge whale was...dancing with the sea turtles considering them as merely appetizers. Kidding! Whales don't eat turtles...However....whale opened mouth wide!!! revealing stairs in his mouth.. ...that seemed to lead to scientific speculation that planets were orbiting in the whale's belly. ...  .... ....or was it Neptune, alone??????
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Rainbow~
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posted January 23, 2006 10:38 PM
They just couldn't be sure So Rainbow said she'd explore...the unknown, dark, mystical realms    ` ` 
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Rainbow~
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posted January 23, 2006 10:41 PM
as soon as she found the ingredients of pina coladas it made her world complete! But wait! What's that? Ooooooh... It's a Rainbow, yelled MoonChild a rainbow in a whale? MoonChild ....had no power, underwater! So Rainbow, felt reasonably safe... but the vampire was cunning! "Remove her from the water..." "nothings worse than sucking seawater" But then maybe there is.. no reason for this diversion in the course of earth MoonChild swam toward Rainbow...and...they got on the Carousel singing the merry old tune... IP: Logged |
Rainbow~
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posted January 23, 2006 11:45 PM
On a Clear Day youOK then, My Fair Lady? " can see forever more.....and....."  "The rain is Spain...stays.." IP: Logged |
Rainbow~
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posted January 23, 2006 11:47 PM
until the vampires feel blasé "Is an attack yet possible?" YES! HERE COMES A SHARK!!!!!!!!!!! Quickly, someone call Randall! He'll save the day for sure!! Wonder if he's gonna come Hey, Randall it's about time
I'm not Randall. I'm ELVIS!!!
"Elvis! Please help me...please..." to rock n roll forever! This is not puppy love  but kitty love, said Nemo.  IP: Logged |
Rainbow~
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posted January 23, 2006 11:52 PM
Spiltmilk and kitty, started this! The judgement of LindaLanders were pretty darn good! Not guilty!
Surely for reasons of insanity! For reasons of insanity, indeed! In sanity the isosceles is lost in transist. It was hidden in a dark cave with Puff the Magic Dragon til Jackie Paper came back Or was it Jackie Draper? ... and what is ceiling wax? Must be from Honah Lee by the sea, of course this doesn't matter since they're brothers in arms. Meanwhile, darkness came upon the underwater world.....engulfing the rainbow. Randal was kicking butt and taking names of those people who wanted to be mischief makers..and then... voila! A magical fairy appeared!  IP: Logged |
Rainbow~
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posted January 24, 2006 01:43 AM
perched on a snail...holding....key to the seventh gate! Henry, being the gate keeper...panicked!!! 
Did she mean trouble???
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Rainbow~
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posted January 24, 2006 01:46 AM
The glow from her lantern...  undulated....eeeriely....with each wave... Henry approached her with caution....  IP: Logged |
Rainbow~
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posted January 24, 2006 01:49 AM
"Dost thou mean well, fairy?" The fairy started to giggle Who was this little elf-man? ...unimposing yet courageously straight forward???  What are we upto, thought the good fairy.  He should....know I have good intentions.... IP: Logged |
Rainbow~
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posted January 24, 2006 01:51 AM
 "The key ma'am! The key!" Key? Wondered Rainbow! Where is key four, five, and six? No matter! Seven's what matters! Lalaindia grinned evily, and asked -  "May we have the key?" "No! I'll keep it safe."  Rainbow was unaware what was in store! IP: Logged |
Rainbow~
Knowflake Posts: 5927
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posted January 24, 2006 01:53 AM
"...it holds truths and answers..." said the good fairy, protectively...  "don't worry, things would be very dire, if the Tower Tower? What tower? Here? Underwater? Tower? What tower? Herewe goagain where Reputa lived, waiting for...... Wasn't that Rapunzel? Her Prince? How did the tower get underwater? IP: Logged |
Moon666Child
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posted January 24, 2006 03:10 AM
ohhhh my name is included inhere! so I am a genius!  Cat lovers are genius, is it any wonder?------------------
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Rainbow~
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posted January 24, 2006 04:00 AM
(Moonchild...yes you are one of the many genius authors of this little venture into our imaginations....We seem to be a terribly complex lot, don't we?)IP: Logged |
Rainbow~
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posted January 24, 2006 03:09 PM
Well guyz....*sigh*.....I'm tired.....If anyone else wants to take over this Lucy in the... Sky with.... Diamonds type story and put it in a "readable" style (it's still going) please be my guest....
Warning! It takes lots of time, energy and ambition....and I'll happily make the first post....
We'll call it....PART TWO.....
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Rainbow~
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posted January 24, 2006 04:32 PM
~~**~~**~~**~~**~~**~~**~~**~~**~~**~~**~~**~~**~~**~~**~~P A R T ~ ~ T W O MoonChild woke up, asking for dolphins humping in the ocean Humping dolphins always made MoonChild want to go for a swim! ...for some mystical dolphin inspiration... ....aaawww the magic of water~~~~~takes him to another world! A beautiful mermaid splashes, nearby..  the submarine was coming up.
Who's in that yellow submarine???? John, Paul, George and Ringo????
No! Just George and Ringo..water signs, Pisces and Cancer. George is playing the sitar... IP: Logged |
Rainbow~
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posted January 25, 2006 11:39 AM
(No takers huh? Perfectly understandable..*sigh*)  IP: Logged |
Moon666Child
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posted January 25, 2006 11:45 AM
lol Rainbow, but we are enjoying this a lot!------------------
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Rainbow~
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posted January 27, 2006 10:57 AM
bumped up at Aqua's request....IP: Logged |
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