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Topic: Are you pregnant? Find out
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WaterNymph
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posted February 26, 2006 05:38 PM
 
http://www.thepregnancytester.com/ IP: Logged |
Touchstone
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posted February 26, 2006 06:20 PM
 That's SO funny!Seemingly I am going to have a bouncing baby girl... the father???? Bill Clinton!!!! Methinks hubby may not be best pleased  Made me laugh. Thanks!!!! Touch IP: Logged |
DayDreamer
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posted February 26, 2006 06:31 PM
Where did you find this WN?It's A Girl! 
You're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 14 lbs, 15 oz  and have blonde hair and blue eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
Would you like to know who the lucky father is? The Daddy Is . . . The Neighbor Kid  Holy &#%@! You seduced the neighbor's kid, you cradle-robbing hussy! I hope for your sake he's over 18. We sure hope he resembles your husband. . . lol...never in a million years  IP: Logged |
Rainbow~
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posted February 26, 2006 09:23 PM
Ohforheavensake!I'm gonna have a boy and the father is.... ....are you ready for this????? Jesse Jackson..... (well at least it's not Michael Jackson....  ) IP: Logged |
zoso
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From: Reno, Nv
Registered: Nov 2009
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posted February 26, 2006 10:11 PM
GOOD LAWD, Day dreamer!!mmm...mmmm..mmmm...
My baby's daddy is Ahnold. Oh no....
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CancerianMoon
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posted February 26, 2006 10:24 PM
narelle, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 7 lbs, 8 oz and have blonde hair and green eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold! Online Pregnancy Test: The Daddy Is . . .
Bill Clinton Like thousands of other women of breeding age, you did the Horizontal Bop with Bill. Looks like he really 'felt your pain', along with a few other things.
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pixelpixie
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From: ON Canada
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted February 26, 2006 10:28 PM
you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 12 lbs, 9 oz and have brown hair and brown eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!Wierd.. my kids have blond hair/blue eyes....hmmmmmmmm... wonder who the father is?
 ahhhhh!! That explains it perfectly!!! He says;
Wow, talk about "Family Values". As Jesse would say, "The implications of my impregnations has caused contemplation across the nation!"
That was awesome!!! hahahahahhaa..
( I want that neighbor kid!!!!)
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pixelpixie
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From: ON Canada
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted February 26, 2006 10:32 PM
I thought i'd try again.....
another boy!!!! 10 lbs 15 oz.. a little better.... and the father ain't so bad either I love that talk show gasp that happens when the father is revealed!!!!
The name was "Gabriel Caleb Pool Guy"Funny!!!! My son's real life middle name is Caleb, and if I had a boy when I had my daughter, Gabriel was one of the top names I wanted.. how cool is that????
Naughty, naughty! You aren't supposed to fool around with the hired help. Just like with the Butler, the Cook, the Chauffeur...
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AcousticGod
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From: Pleasanton, CA
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted February 27, 2006 02:17 AM
No pregnancy detected
Our remote testing didn't detect any apparent signs of pregnancy. Because there is always a small margin of error during remote testing operations, we strongly recommend that you verify the results with a re-test. To do this, click the "Re-Test" button below. ------------ Wow! Accurate! Second time: It's A Boy! AcousticGod, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 11 lbs, 9 oz and have black hair and hazel eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold! Boss Hogg You little whiskey-sippin' momma, you succumbed to the slick, double-dealin' charm of Boss Hogg. Your child will probably grow up to be a Lord (slum or war).
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Rainbow~
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posted February 27, 2006 02:37 AM
Pixie!We're going to be the mother of.... ....brothers.... (Jesse likes gal singers) IP: Logged |
WaterNymph
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posted February 27, 2006 04:49 AM
I'm glad you like it - wish I got the neighbour boy DD my cousin sent it to me IP: Logged |
1scorp
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posted February 27, 2006 12:09 PM
Figures (eeeesshhh) It's A Boy! , you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 15 lbs, 11 oz and have blonde hair and brown eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold! Would you like to know who the lucky father is? Our Genetic Validator module has processed that data and determined who the father must be. Click the "Who's The Daddy?" button to find out.
Bill O'Reilly
Girl, you got no class. Plus we hear that Bill is going to sue you for stealing his 'patriotic bodily fluids' as well as demanding 65% of the kid's future earnings. _________________________________________
Scorpio sun, venus, mars, mercury, and uranus
Libra moon, pluto, and asc. IP: Logged |
Touchstone
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posted February 27, 2006 04:17 PM
AG - you hussey you! IP: Logged |
Bluemoon
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posted February 27, 2006 07:33 PM
I am going to have a girl and the father is:
Janet Reno Oh please girlfriend, how could you? Have you no standards? Have you lost your mind? Have you had second thoughts, feelings of shame, or an STD test?
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silvermoon
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posted February 27, 2006 07:46 PM
Online Pregnancy Test: It's A Boy! 
It's A Boy! Julia, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 10 lbs, 3 oz and have blonde hair and blue eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold! Would you like to know who the lucky father is? Our Genetic Validator module has processed that data and determined who the father must be. Click the "Who's The Daddy?" button to find out.
Online Pregnancy Test: The Daddy Is . . .
Arnold Schwarzenegger Don't feel bad, you were just wearing a dress and sometimes that's all it takes. It could have happened to anyone.
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Rainbow~
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posted February 27, 2006 07:50 PM
BILL O'REILLY????Omigod! eeeeeeeee  IP: Logged |
Moon666Child
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posted February 28, 2006 01:20 AM
Thank God! Else i would have had to challenge God's creation, male getting pregnant?
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Rob_W
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posted February 28, 2006 07:56 AM
No baby for me, just as well as I've no womb. I'd have to let the poor kid gestate in a jar or something.IP: Logged |
future_uncertain
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posted February 28, 2006 08:08 AM
Well, it looks like I'm having an 8lb 9oz baby boy. And the father is....Fabio! There's a birth certificate option where they name the child. My son's name is: Caleb Alexander Fabio. Congrats to me and to all of you! IP: Logged |
lalalinda
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Registered: Apr 2009
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posted February 28, 2006 02:35 PM
the first time I wasn't and the 2nd time I was with a little boy, daddy is Boss Hogg (Dukes of Hazzard) well since he's dead I don't think so
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ScotScorp
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posted March 01, 2006 11:41 PM
It's A Boy! Angela, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 14 lbs, 12 oz and have red hair and hazel eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold! And the father is... Fabio You little Fabio-stalking vixen! Admit it- the only way this could happen is if you tripped him and beat him to the floor. Congratulations on your cat-like reflexes.
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BloodRedMoon
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posted March 02, 2006 12:53 PM
Amber, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 6 lbs, 4 oz and have brown hair and blue eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
The father is Bill O'Reilly... which is funny as hell if you've read my dreams.
Girl, you got no class. Plus we hear that Bill is going to sue you for stealing his 'patriotic bodily fluids' as well as demanding 65% of the kid's future earnings.
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ariestiger
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posted March 05, 2006 04:32 AM
Well, mine was a girl, 15 lbs. 1 oz (where do they get this data from? - all I can say is that this pregnancy would effectively double my body weight - LOL  ) and the father was - wait for it - NOT Jesse Jackson but - MICHAEL Jackson!!!!!!!!!! It just WOULD happen to ME, wouldn't it? IP: Logged |
ariestiger
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posted March 05, 2006 04:36 AM
Well, I tried again - the second time I wasn't, the third time I was (by the mailman) so I chose the "Pick Another Daddy" option and got Michael Jackson again.I think I'll give up. IP: Logged |
Alma Sun
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From: The East Coast
Registered: Mar 2011
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posted March 15, 2012 11:56 PM
Pregnancy detected!Congratulations, Lisa! You're "with child". Our remote testing system has detected that you're pregnant. The Miracle Of Life has begun! It's A Girl! Lisa, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 10 lbs, 1 oz and have red hair and gray eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold! Would you like to know who the lucky father is? Our Genetic Validator module has processed that data and determined who the father must be. 10 pounds??? GTFO!  Ralph Nader This is astounding- the first time Ralph has sex since 1963 and he cranks out a baby. Is it true that it's $50 extra for 'cuddle time'?  I guess it's official. ------------------
"The snake which cannot cast its skin has to die. As well the minds which are prevented from changing their opinions; they cease to be mind." — Friedrich Nietzsche IP: Logged |
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