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SunChild
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From: Australia
Registered: Jan 2004

posted March 06, 2006 05:46 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for SunChild     Edit/Delete Message
Just fill out the form and generate your poem. I took mine seriously but it came out hilarious! I so had to share this.
LOL
http://www.links2love.com/poem_generator.htm

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My Love

Your skin glows like the Peach, blossoms bursting as the Sunflower in the purest hope of spring.
My heart follows your piano voice and leaps like a Lion at the whisper of your name.
The evening floats in on a great Eagle wing.
I am comforted by your Silk robe that I carry into the twilight of Applebeams and hold next to my Thigh.
I am filled with hope that I may dry your tears of Chai tea.
As my Neck falls from my Panties, it reminds me of your Banana.
In the quiet, I listen for the last Moan of the day.
My heated Toes leaps to my Lace top. I wait in the moonlight for your secret Fruit bowl so that we may Laughing as one, Toes to Toes, in search of the magnificient voilet and mystical Hose of love.

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pixelpixie
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Posts: 5301
From: Ontario Canada
Registered: Jun 2005

posted March 06, 2006 09:20 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for pixelpixie     Edit/Delete Message
".......in search of the magnificient voilet and mystical Hose of love."

ahhhh, the ever elusive hose of love.

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lioneye68
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From: Canada
Registered: Apr 2003

posted March 06, 2006 03:12 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for lioneye68     Edit/Delete Message
Your skin glows like the kiwi, blossoms sticky as the gardenia in the purest hope of spring.
My heart follows your lute voice and leaps like a frog at the whisper of your name.
The evening floats in on a great chickadee wing.
I am comforted by your sports bra that I carry into the twilight of automobilebeams and hold next to my thumb.
I am filled with hope that I may dry your tears of red wine.
As my elbow falls from my shoe, it reminds me of your doctor.
In the quiet, I listen for the last power tool of the day.
My heated leg leaps to my swimwear. I wait in the moonlight for your secret carpet so that we may yell as one, leg to leg, in search of the magnificient orange and mystical party of love.

That was fun

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Devilfish
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Posts: 574
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Registered: Dec 2004

posted March 06, 2006 04:37 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Devilfish     Edit/Delete Message
Your skin glows like the cherries, blossoms soft as the lilac in the purest hope of spring.
My heart follows your trumpet voice and leaps like a bunny at the whisper of your name.
The evening floats in on a great dove wing.
I am comforted by your shirt that I carry into the twilight of honeybeams and hold next to my belly.
I am filled with hope that I may dry your tears of water.
As my arm falls from my skirt, it reminds me of your love.
In the quiet, I listen for the last singing of the day.
My heated back leaps to my sweater. I wait in the moonlight for your secret food so that we may swim as one, back to back, in search of the magnificient blue and mystical air of love.

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pixelpixie
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Posts: 5301
From: Ontario Canada
Registered: Jun 2005

posted March 06, 2006 05:05 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for pixelpixie     Edit/Delete Message
My Love


Your skin glows like the pomegranate, blossoms brightly as the chrysanthemum in the purest hope of spring.
My heart follows your cello voice and leaps like a fox at the whisper of your name.
The evening floats in on a great woodpecker wing.
I am comforted by your tubetop that I carry into the twilight of Museumbeams and hold next to my deltoid.
I am filled with hope that I may dry your tears of slime.
As my supraclavicular hollow falls from my shinpad, it reminds me of your House.
In the quiet, I listen for the last screech of the day.
My heated nipple leaps to my slipper. I wait in the moonlight for your secret Knee so that we may dance as one, nipple to nipple, in search of the magnificient magenta and mystical paperclip of love.

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Azalaksh
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Posts: 6485
From: New Brighton, MN, USA
Registered: Nov 2004

posted March 06, 2006 05:29 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Azalaksh     Edit/Delete Message
Ahhhh..... paperclips, parties, and hoses of love..... kinda gets you..... right there

'Z

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Isis
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Posts: 1922
From: CA
Registered: Jan 2004

posted March 07, 2006 05:11 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Isis     Edit/Delete Message
haha that was a lot of fun! here's what I got lmao

Your skin glows like the banana, blossoms hawt as the petunia in the purest hope of spring.

My heart follows your pan flute voice and leaps like a aardvark at the whisper of your name.

The evening floats in on a great chicken wing.

I am comforted by your panties that I carry into the twilight of spoonbeams and hold next to my elbow.

I am filled with hope that I may dry your tears of hydraulic fluid.

As my toenail falls from my jockstrap, it reminds me of your aspirin.

In the quiet, I listen for the last clank of the day.

My heated pituitary gland leaps to my g-string. I wait in the moonlight for your secret bubbles so that we may giggle as one, pituitary gland to pituitary gland, in search of the magnificient purple and mystical puppy dog of love.

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pixelpixie
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Posts: 5301
From: Ontario Canada
Registered: Jun 2005

posted March 07, 2006 07:53 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for pixelpixie     Edit/Delete Message
These are great!!!!

*waves a spoonbeam to Isis!

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Virgo-AriesArtist
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From: USA
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posted March 08, 2006 07:57 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Virgo-AriesArtist     Edit/Delete Message
My Love


Your skin glows like the cherry, blossoms annoying as the carnation in the purest hope of spring.
My heart follows your drum voice and leaps like a cat at the whisper of your name.
The evening floats in on a great swan wing.
I am comforted by your jeans that I carry into the twilight of notebookbeams and hold next to my hand.
I am filled with hope that I may dry your tears of rum.
As my lips falls from my skirt, it reminds me of your ring.
In the quiet, I listen for the last yell of the day.
My heated eye leaps to my formal. I wait in the moonlight for your secret hat so that we may lick as one, eye to eye, in search of the magnificient purple and mystical car of love.

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pchan33
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posted March 08, 2006 09:45 PM           Edit/Delete Message
I can't wait to try it out!

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http://www.associatedcontent.com/user/6562/pchan_stockton.html

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pchan33
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posted March 08, 2006 09:49 PM           Edit/Delete Message
Here's mine:

My Love


Your skin glows like the cherry, blossoms plump as the tulip in the purest hope of spring.
My heart follows your harp voice and leaps like a pig at the whisper of your name.
The evening floats in on a great peacock wing.
I am comforted by your sweatshirt that I carry into the twilight of blanketbeams and hold next to my leg.
I am filled with hope that I may dry your tears of iced tea.
As my mouth falls from my sock, it reminds me of your house.
In the quiet, I listen for the last scream of the day.
My heated toe leaps to my swim suit. I wait in the moonlight for your secret movie so that we may run as one, toe to toe, in search of the magnificient pink and mystical girl of love.

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http://www.associatedcontent.com/user/6562/pchan_stockton.html

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BloodRedMoon
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Posts: 932
From: somewhere out there
Registered: Apr 2004

posted March 09, 2006 09:21 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for BloodRedMoon     Edit/Delete Message
My Love


Your skin glows like the Pineapple, blossoms massive as the lily in the purest hope of spring.
My heart follows your keyboards voice and leaps like a saber toothed tiger at the whisper of your name.
The evening floats in on a great quail wing.
I am comforted by your underoos that I carry into the twilight of computer deskbeams and hold next to my small toe.
I am filled with hope that I may dry your tears of honey.
As my left nipple falls from my socks, it reminds me of your leather chair.
In the quiet, I listen for the last KAAABAM! of the day.
My heated knee leaps to my sweater. I wait in the moonlight for your secret moon so that we may fly as one, knee to knee, in search of the magnificient red and mystical dance of love.

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alchemiest
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Posts: 699
From: Somewhere over the rainbow
Registered: Sep 2003

posted March 11, 2006 01:04 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for alchemiest     Edit/Delete Message
My Love


Your skin glows like the mango, blossoms lovely as the lily in the purest hope of spring.
My heart follows your harmonica voice and leaps like a walrus at the whisper of your name.
The evening floats in on a great penguin wing.
I am comforted by your socks that I carry into the twilight of moonbeams and hold next to my belly button.
I am filled with hope that I may dry your tears of vodka.
As my nose falls from my bikini, it reminds me of your plate.
In the quiet, I listen for the last thud of the day.
My heated toe leaps to my shirt. I wait in the moonlight for your secret monkey so that we may run as one, toe to toe, in search of the magnificient mauve and mystical bottle of love.

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alchemiest
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Posts: 699
From: Somewhere over the rainbow
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posted March 11, 2006 01:04 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for alchemiest     Edit/Delete Message
LOl we both had lily, BRM =)

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Isis
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Posts: 1922
From: CA
Registered: Jan 2004

posted March 13, 2006 06:16 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Isis     Edit/Delete Message
/waves to Pixie

museumbeams to you too!

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Bluemoon
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Posts: 4456
From: Stafford, VA USA
Registered: Feb 2005

posted March 14, 2006 01:43 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Bluemoon     Edit/Delete Message
My Love


Your skin glows like the raspberry, blossoms nasty as the thisle in the purest hope of spring.
My heart follows your accordian voice and leaps like a slug at the whisper of your name.
The evening floats in on a great vulcher wing.
I am comforted by your jock strap that I carry into the twilight of dogbeams and hold next to my arm pit.
I am filled with hope that I may dry your tears of vodka.
As my coochie falls from my socks, it reminds me of your computer.
In the quiet, I listen for the last fart of the day.
My heated toe leaps to my sweat pants. I wait in the moonlight for your secret truck so that we may poop as one, toe to toe, in search of the magnificient gray and mystical tires of love.

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