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LostInStrangeWorld
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From: Bristol, England
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posted April 22, 2006 03:02 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for LostInStrangeWorld     Edit/Delete Message
Hi, everyone. A friend sent this to me:

By the time the Lord made woman,
He was into his sixth day of working overtime.
An angel appeared and said,
"Why are you spending so much time on this one?"
And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her?
She has to be completely washable, but not plastic,
have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable
and able to run on diet coke and leftovers,
have a lap that can hold four children at one time,
have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken
heart

-and she will do everything
with only two hands."

The angel was astounded at the requirements.
"Only two hands!? No way!
And that's just on the standard model?
That's too much work for one day.
Wait until tomorrow to finish."

But I won't," the Lord protested.
"I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my
own
heart.
She already heals herself when she is sick
AND can work 18 hour days."

The angel moved closer and touched the woman.
"But you have made her so soft, Lord."

"She is soft," the Lord agreed,
"but I have also made her tough.
You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish."

"Will she be able to think?", asked the angel.

The Lord replied,
"Not only will she be able to think,
she will be able to reason and negotiate."

The angel then noticed something,
and reaching out, touched the woman's cheek.
"Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model.
I told you that you were trying to put too much into this one."

"That's not a leak,"
the Lord corrected,
"that's a tear!"
"What's the tear for?" the angel asked.

The Lord said, "The tear is her way of expressing her joy,
her sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her love,
her loneliness, her grief and her pride."
The angel was impressed.
"You are a genius, Lord.
You thought of everything!
Woman is truly amazing."

And she is!
Women have strengths that amaze men.
They bear hardships and they carry burdens,
but they hold happiness,
love and joy.
They smile when they want to scream.
They sing when they want to cry.
They cry when they are happy
and laugh when they are nervous.
They fight for what they believe in.
They stand up to injustice.
They don't take "no" for an answer
when they believe there is a better solution.
They go without so their family can have.
They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.
They love unconditionally.
They cry when their children excel
and cheer when their friends get awards.
They are happy when they hear about
a birth or a wedding.
Their hearts break when a friend dies.
They grieve at the loss of a family member,
yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left.
They know that a hug and a kiss
can heal a broken heart.
Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors.
They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you
to show how much they care about you.
The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep turning.
They bring joy, hope and love.
They have compassion and ideals.
They give moral support to their family and friends.
Women have vital things to say and everything to give.


HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE FLAW IN WOMEN,
IT IS THAT THEY FORGET THEIR WORTH.


(One other flaw, I can't remember the password for my other username, ListensToTrees!)

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Gooberzlostlovefound
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posted April 22, 2006 03:23 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Gooberzlostlovefound     Edit/Delete Message
Word.

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sue g
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posted April 22, 2006 04:24 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for sue g     Edit/Delete Message

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LeoSweetHeart
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posted April 24, 2006 05:50 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for LeoSweetHeart     Edit/Delete Message
beautiful

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WaterNymph
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posted April 25, 2006 06:41 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for WaterNymph     Edit/Delete Message
Oh dear, I think I have more than one

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Swerve
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posted April 25, 2006 11:26 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Swerve     Edit/Delete Message
Yes, but notice how God never made himself one. Can you imagine the nagging???

Why didn't you make it Summer all year round? Why do women not get to run the world ever (Thatcher doesn't count, she really doesn't)? And why are you letting him, and especially ,her, into Heaven when you know they don't get on with blah blah blah?

And you know she'd find Satan sexy.

I dunno. Seems he was a step ahead on that one.

Swerve

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ListensToTrees
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posted April 26, 2006 07:10 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for ListensToTrees     Edit/Delete Message
lol!

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sue g
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posted April 26, 2006 09:10 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for sue g     Edit/Delete Message
Swerve

HAHAHAHAHAHA !!

Bloody hilarious man.......

xxx

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ListensToTrees
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posted February 26, 2008 12:45 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ListensToTrees     Edit/Delete Message

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Heart--Shaped Cross
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posted February 26, 2008 01:28 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Heart--Shaped Cross     Edit/Delete Message

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LEXX
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From: Still out looking for Schrödinger's cat......... fayte1954@hotmail.com LEXIGRAMMING
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posted February 26, 2008 03:28 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for LEXX     Edit/Delete Message
I have met many men with those qualities. It is not specifically a "woman" thing. I have known more men than women like that.
To all the wonderful loving caring sensitive men!
And bless the few women I have known/know who do have those qualities!

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"Still out looking for Schrödinger's cat........."

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ListensToTrees
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posted February 26, 2008 03:30 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ListensToTrees     Edit/Delete Message
Good point, Lexx!

I feel it still has a good message though.

I think I might print this out for my mother and give it to her on Mother's Day.

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LEXX
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From: Still out looking for Schrödinger's cat......... fayte1954@hotmail.com LEXIGRAMMING
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posted February 26, 2008 03:34 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for LEXX     Edit/Delete Message
LTT
You keep posting as I am editing!"giggle"
My husband is such a man as are my best male friends.
I won't list the ladies and gentlemen here who have those qualities so as not to show favoritism and invoke jealousy or anger or hurt in some.
You dear ones with such wonderful qualities know who you are!

LTT, I am happy you have a nice mom you can give that to!
Cherish her greatly!!!!!!!!!!

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"Still out looking for Schrödinger's cat........."

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ListensToTrees
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posted February 26, 2008 03:38 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ListensToTrees     Edit/Delete Message
Lexx, the relationship with my mother has always been a difficult one to say the least.

However, one thing she always had to give was unconditional LOVE.

(She just finds the most difficult task of all...to love herself)

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LEXX
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From: Still out looking for Schrödinger's cat......... fayte1954@hotmail.com LEXIGRAMMING
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posted February 26, 2008 03:41 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for LEXX     Edit/Delete Message
quote:
However, one thing she always had to give was unconditional LOVE.
That is still a very worthy thing! Sorry it was/is not perfect but love is good!

It is sad she cannot love herself.

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"Still out looking for Schrödinger's cat........."

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venusdeindia
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posted February 27, 2008 07:01 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for venusdeindia     Edit/Delete Message
nails the problem on the head , that one does.
good one LTT
and if i m not wrong its a lesson YOU have recently learnt

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