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Topic: Laugh it up!
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aquaspryt69
Knowflake Posts: 1567
From: Arizona
Registered: Feb 2004
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posted June 28, 2006 05:47 PM
 
My mom, of all people, told me this joke!!  A husband and his wife were out gardening one day, when he stood up and commented how he thought her ass is bigger than their grill.
"I'm gonna measure it," he said.
So, he measured the grill then his wife's ass and, sure enough, her ass was 2 inches bigger than their grill.
The wife continued on gardening, not saying or doing anything about his comment. Later that night when they were going to bed, the man figured they would make love before going to sleep. When his wife showed no interest he asked her, "What's wrong?". The wife turned to him and simply stated, "I'm not going to fire up this big grill for one little wienie"!! Sorry, if I have offended anyone. I thought it was funny.  IP: Logged |
Peri
Moderator Posts: 2447
From: Kyiv, Ukraine
Registered: Dec 2003
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posted June 28, 2006 06:27 PM
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geminstone
Knowflake Posts: 1007
From: Golden, CO
Registered: Nov 2004
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posted June 28, 2006 06:33 PM
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Moon666Child
Knowflake Posts: 2025
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Registered: Jul 2004
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posted June 28, 2006 06:44 PM
 good one.------------------
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Dulce Luna
Knowflake Posts: 4598
From: The Asylum
Registered: Mar 2006
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posted June 28, 2006 07:33 PM
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Moon666Child
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posted June 29, 2006 11:04 AM
Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting. They were quite successful in their venture and bagged six big bucks. The pilot came back, as arranged, to pick them up. They started loading their gear into the plane, including the six elk. But the pilot objected and he said, "The plane can only take four of your elk; you will have to leave two behind." They argued with him; the year before they had shot six and the pilot had allowed them to put all aboard. The plane was the same model and capacity. Reluctantly, the pilot finally permitted them to put all six aboard. But when the attempted to take off and leave the valley, the little plane could not make it and they crashed into the wilderness.Climbing out of the wreckage, one hunter said to the other, "Do you know where we are?" "I think so," replied the other hunter. I think this is about the same place where we landed last year!" ------------------
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aquaspryt69
Knowflake Posts: 1567
From: Arizona
Registered: Feb 2004
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posted June 29, 2006 08:00 PM
LMAO
Laughter is the best medicine :laughter:
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